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Council Cocktail

British English: Tap water, especially that of an extremely low quality
A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”
by Axeyblahblah July 7, 2021
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Council Klaxon

An inebriated woman in a pub, usually from a council estate, with an extremely loud and annoying voice.
Fucking hell!! Someone's set off the council klaxon.
by Ddraig73 January 30, 2022
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Council haircut

A haircut so basic, so rough, so uneven and unstylish, that it appears to have been cut by council workmen. They may even have used a lawnmower, strimmer or gardening shears.
"Who cut your hair, Mate, the Council? That's a real council haircut you have!"
by Cactuscoco September 9, 2021
mugGet the Council haircutmug.

Raddleton Council

Bunch of kids that are desperately trying to get involved in administration.
Oh look, it's Raddleton council. Bunch of shithead wannabe admins.
by jkjkjkjkjkjjkjjjjjjjjjkkk January 5, 2020
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O5 Council

A bunch of idiotic bureaucrats who rule the worst secretive organization ever known to mankind, that said organization being the SCP Foundation.
Is the O5 council at it again?
by EpikChad119 May 18, 2023
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The Council of willogrove

consists of B.P D.H C.J K.M J.D R.D
The council of willogrove will decide your fate.
by Julian D is best ™ January 26, 2023
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council knees

the overstretched knee area of a pair of tight trousers or leggings, usually caused by being grossly over worn
look at the council knees on that tramp
by jon ronson July 29, 2006
mugGet the council kneesmug.

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