A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”
by Axeyblahblah July 7, 2021

An inebriated woman in a pub, usually from a council estate, with an extremely loud and annoying voice.
by Ddraig73 January 30, 2022

A haircut so basic, so rough, so uneven and unstylish, that it appears to have been cut by council workmen. They may even have used a lawnmower, strimmer or gardening shears.
by Cactuscoco September 9, 2021

by jkjkjkjkjkjjkjjjjjjjjjkkk January 5, 2020

A bunch of idiotic bureaucrats who rule the worst secretive organization ever known to mankind, that said organization being the SCP Foundation.
by EpikChad119 May 18, 2023

by Julian D is best ™ January 26, 2023

the overstretched knee area of a pair of tight trousers or leggings, usually caused by being grossly over worn
by jon ronson July 29, 2006
