The act of leaving an 'after hours' log of greatness in the office shitter for the cleaning lady to find.
Rather than sleeping with the cleaning lady (like George Costanza), I left her a Dirty Costanza in the office toilet.
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Guy is doing a girl in a pool while standing up in the shallow end, she's facing him with her legs wrapped around him. The guy starts to whistle the National Geographic themesong. Then the guy rams both thumbs into her mouth and forces her mouth open as wide as possible while grabbing her face with his palms. As she tries to recoil, he pulls out his wang and blow his load in the water giving the appearance of a white jellyfish swimming innocently. He then takes her face, as he still has a firm grasp, and forces her face into the water to engulf the white jellyfish. He then finishes whistling the National Geographic theme, if he can stop laughing long enough.
I was banging the ho in the pool and she told me it was the way her old boyfriend did it. So I got pissed and gave her the SHOCK Cousteau. I thought that beotch was gonna drown. It was f*ckin hilarious!........That Bitch!
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Get the COSTA DEL MAR mug.To wrap raw bacon around an erect penis then putting a condom on over it to have sexual intercourse.
I was going to bang this chick for the first time, however I was afraid she would make fun of my small penis, so I Costa Rican Bacon Wrap my penis and gave her a awesome 4 minutes!
by Tincup123 October 30, 2011
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Officer Smith is always tring to catch inmate Jones breaking the rules but Jones always costellos Officer Smith. Smith must be sick of getting costelloed all the time
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