Cosmic Wedgie

Where you give a person a wedgie and you rip a piece of their underwear off.

Two weeks ago, I gave myself a cosmic wedgie then made my little brother ate the ripped piece. Not kidding.

by Briefboy November 3, 2008

cosmic forces

n. pl.
A collection of preternatural, sentient entities, believed to conspire to turn the course of one's fate for the worst, picking especially on those in a romantic relationship who are content. Reputedly repelled by destroying a prom dress.

"You have a high tolerance to physical pain, so the cosmic forces have converted the comfort you get from this into stress and tension in other parts of your life."

by helium_raven September 10, 2005

cosmic joke

Wanting to know the mind of God is a cosmic joke. You really should be asking yourself, "What's in the mind of God's therapist?" And there it is: the underlying joke. Life. God's therapist. The rapist. Whenever you start thinking you've got the hang of it, it finds a way to fuck you up the ass.

Life is a cosmic joke.

by Max Agrippa September 12, 2016

cosmic finger

like scout's honor but the outside of the three fingers facing the opposing person, related to super finger

Joe: BOB! this dude flipped me off with three fingers, isnt that the sufi?
Bob: no thats the cosmic finger

by Zeke Harrison October 24, 2008

Cosmic Shortcake

When you fuck someone over and end up with karma spewing overpowering cosmic justice all over your face and hair. The strength of the cosmic spooge causes you to fall and break your nose, resulting in a mixture of cosmic spooge and your own blood all over your pathetic face.

Bernard Madoff gets unsolicited daily servings of Cosmic Shortcake in his prison cell from his cellmate, Hank because he fucked over so many people.

by Cosmic Justice January 4, 2010

Cosmic Horner

someone who generally loves everything. this includes cock roaches.

"i've been a cosmic horner bad lately, even my sweat seemed romantic last night."

by redrobot September 24, 2005

Cosmic Babysitter

God, according to Republicans.

According to the Republicans, global warming is a non-issue because even if it's real, their Cosmic Babysitter will drop in and save them in the end. Yippeeeeee!

by Submitters of Words December 11, 2011