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Copstacking

When three law enforcement officers circle jerk over different charges and never result in a final decision.
There goes Wrangler, Divine, and Toretti copstacking over what the next bust is.
by amatthew April 6, 2021
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copstache

The trim, regulation moustache worn by police officers and military personnel.
The patrolman's copstache did not extend beyond the corners of his mouth.
by Tom McGrath December 12, 2007
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copsplaining

Deceitful speech police use to cover for their unlawful act against you.
An example of copsplaining is: When you are doing nothing wrong, they are committing an unlawful act against your will, you lecture them about what the law really is, and they give you a friendly command about being safe so they can bullshit about what they were doing to you in the first place.
by Heckler The Dragon December 1, 2018
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Copsucker

Cop suckers: criticizing the politicians for making the laws, while loving the people who beat the shit out of you for breaking them.
That copsucker over there polishes a knob just as good as he shines boots.
by Getyourshinebox August 14, 2020
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c-ops

Short for "critical ops", A first person skill based shooter that's basically mobile cs;go, It has deathmatch, gungame, and defuse. its a pretty popular mobile shooter. Its primary currency is credits, and its one of those games that arent technically Pay to play/p2w but they do have skins that you can get from cases (they also fell into the "battle pass" bandwagon) Probably worth your time. 8/10 not GREAT but its good.
Aiden: hey Jacob! wanna play c-ops later?
Jacob: yeah sure, at around 5:00 ish.
by kitloin March 3, 2019
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Copsucker

A copsucker is a member of the media who professes to present the truth about a crime or social event, but instead presents the spin put on it by the police.

A copsucker will orally gratify any cop, dirty or not, in order to hang with them.
An example of this is the media in Belleville Ontario Canada who professed the excellence of the police investigation into serial killer Russell Williams, and yet they cannot explain:

A) DNA from five crime scenes mot being matched up.
B) Moron cops going into the home next door to the serial killer.
C) A woman cop spotting the killers vehicle in the field next to the last murder victims home in the dark of night, and not recording the license plate number.
D) Private communications between the first murder victim and the killer on her Black Berry not linking the killer to his crimes earlier.

Chris Malette the 30 year editor of the Belleville Intelligencer stands as the original 'copsucker'. He is willing to get on his knees and orally gratify any cop who tells him what to print..... Or NOT to print.
by Lagenomai March 8, 2011
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copstitute

A female who enjoys throwing themselves at police officers (regardless of looks,age, number of children, marital status or rank) much like a rock band groupie.
A young attractive female dates a police officer 30 years older who has had multiple heart attacks, a few divorces, several children, grandchildren and is not attractive. Hence she is a copstitute.
by JoeyAsbestos November 29, 2007
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