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A.J Cook

Andrea Joy Cook, literally the hottest being in the fucking universe. This is a very necessary thing for me to put in Urban Dictionary don’t try to change my mind. Plays Jennifer “JJ” Jareau on the best show in the world Criminal Minds and i cannot stress this enough is the hottest human in existence.
Person 1: Hey did you see the new episode of Criminal Minds last night?

Person 2: Yeah dude! A.J Cook was way too hot in that episode!
by jjs.wife March 4, 2021
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cookhead

a person who gets high, cooked, baked, sauced, etc.
Person 1: Hey where's my weed at?
Person 2: Damn chill. You're such a cookhead, I'll get it soon.
Person 1: I'm not a cookhead!!!!!

Adult: Team Cookheads and Team MuffinCakes should get together!!!
Person 2: Aw shit, WE GOT DA MUNCHIEEES
by zf304 December 20, 2010
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Cooked it

(Colloquial Australian) When you attempt to do something, eg kicking a footy or flirting with a girl and you stuff up really badly, almost like burning a meal
Fred: Kick us the ball mate
Frank: Eh sure

Frank: *absolutely shanks it*
Frank: (Under breath) oh I've cooked it
Fred: Frank you hoon
by mcmurtle April 29, 2019
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how's the waffle cooked?

Slang vernacular for "how's it going" or "what's up". Common responses being "Crispy" (good), "Soggy" (not great, sad in mood, etc), and "Burnt" (angry in mood, agitated, etc). Best used if you haven't seen the person in at least a day, because if you've seen them today, you pretty much know how their waffle is cooked.
"Hey man, how's the waffle cooked?"

"Crispy, dude."
by G T Ripper March 30, 2009
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cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.
"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?
by Ron March 27, 2007
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Cocky douche

Anyone who is arrogant as hell and a douchebag. Who isn't very good at anything but they think they're the shit.
Erin Grimmot is a cocky douche.
by Paul December 13, 2004
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Conky Ride

just another term for a piggy back ride.

might more specifically mean when someone actually sits on your shoulders vs, hanging off your back.
Hey were gonna play fights in the pool. 2 vs 2. Give me a 'conky ride' . i'll give you one next. first to topple over the other wins.
by Thelastdodo November 22, 2011
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