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Special Containment Procedures

That's how the scp foundation contains anomalies.
Dr. ███████ Dingle : Hey uh, how are we supposed to contain SCP-REDACTED ?
Senior Researcher ████ : Idek, probably through some Special Containment Procedures or something
by Myhandle? June 12, 2022
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contagion

(v) to go to extreme measures to avoid getting sick as in wearing a gas mask.
*cough cough cough*

Are you sick? I'm about to go contagion on your ass.
by Truth Serum Now September 15, 2011
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Chronic Contagious Nymphomania

1. An irrational desire to engage in intercourse with any member of the opposite sex.

2. A little diagnosed condition in which very strong sex drive passes continuously from person to person in a group or people or small community.

Also known as "CCN" or "The Lok Virus", Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can pass from one person to another regardless of gender. Physical contact is unnecessary for it to contract. There is ongoing research into how CCN is actually transferred, although it nearly always takes an infected person to converse about said sex urges to pass on.
In some female patients, symptoms appear to fade over the duration of menstruation, but may return at the end of it. This is still being investigated.
It is indefinite how long each bout of the virus can last. There is no known cure, as sexual activity can either relieve or enhance CCN, though it has been observed in some patients that merely discussing intercourse can have an enhancing effect on CCN.
Chronic Contagious Nymphomania can be seen as a positive or a negative condition.
Nick: Damn, I've got an incurable sex drive.
Tash: Haha... you've got CCN as well?
Nick: Chronic contagious nymphomania? Seems like it.
Tash: Mine's been wearing off a bit... I probably passed it on to you haha.
Lok: Sucked in, I've been free of it for a few weeks!
Tash: Yeah, but it's sure to come back.
by Dr Maarkan May 9, 2008
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contain

Mr. Contain was very gay.
by Billy Bob July 3, 2004
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Confagangled

Confused its a mix between confused and fagangled which means messed up
um...dude im so confagangled when it comes to the shit you say...
by lisa June 20, 2004
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containerize

verb meaning in military terminology 'to place in a container.' In actuality however, it means 'to transform into a container.'
Containerize that landmine, fucktard!
by The Pharaoh September 27, 2005
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contingent factor

A fact that a bunch of other stuff hinges upon. If true, it makes lots of causally related stuff likely true and if not true, then related stuff is likely false. For example, the fact that the climate is getting warmer is a contingent factor for global warming, or the fact that the world is actually getting better, and is better than it ever has been (see Stephen Pinker, "The Better Angels of our Nature"), even though it feels day to day like a stinking pile of diseased flabby fat rolls, is a continent factor that global trade is not evil.
Being caught red handed creeping with the girl next door is a contingent factor that you cheated; it was you.
by dahlek May 23, 2017
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