Consumeradism

Feeling sexual arousal and pleasure by being exposed to unsatisfied consumers going to extreme lenghts expressing their lack of satisfaction, preferably with dumb and uneducated comments.

At work today I had a customer complained about an invoice fee, my body was tingling for hours and I couldnt focus on my job - that is consumeradism for you!

by vingattemgaddiosa January 17, 2018

Consumeradism

Reaching a point of sexual arousal by hearing,seeing or reading about frustrated customers. This state is common by people working jobs that deal with customers, eg customer service etc.

I felt my consumeradism come out when the customer said he would contact the authorities regarding his subcription, and my limb was getting rock hard

by versaceeee January 26, 2018

consumerverse

The realm of availability where something can be bought. This naturally includes online or IRL.

Dude, is the new Solo movie in the consumerverse yet?
Yeah! We can buy it on Amazon now!

by brobiwanzenobi November 23, 2018

Consumerism Psychotics

When your low on food, water, energy, or any other survival equipment but you had enough to survive for longer. Sometimes Consumerism Psychotics can include cannibalism and killing for food or other supplies.

P1: Daniel had enough food for weeks, but he ate it all and went insane.
P2: Another person going crazy from Consumerism Psychotics.

by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 20, 2020

Consumeras

Holiday during the month of December season that is celebrated by spending time withe family (secondary or self adopted family) including a Christmas tree and Yule log, egg nog, wreaths, mistletoe, stockings, chocolate calendars and most importantly to stimulate the economy by purchasing gifts for people.

Consumeras is best holiday of the years, I waste all my money just for this one day of celebration.

by hattmerlino November 21, 2020

consumerist Christian

A person who tries to uphold modern Christianity principals; eg. don't steal, lie,rest on the Sabbath etc. but who can be overtaken by the what's-in-it-for-me mentality.

David: Here you go, you can have this old guitar if you want...there's no strings either.
Terry: What are you doing that for? I can tell...you'll want something in return one day.
David: You're just being a consumerist Christian again my friend. We can fix it up together if you like.

by Captain_Felix February 7, 2023

Consumertism

Used for people who fall into severe consumerism through worshipping clothing, idols, car brands, music, social media, etc. Their entire existence is based on consuming instead of being a person.

Yeah, Mike has severe consumertism.

by GainToGlory February 16, 2024