confused

bisexual, someone who sleeps with both men and women

I think Jay is confused!!!!

by Miss Pebbles July 29, 2003

Confused Matthew

A totally down to earth film reviewer. Different to most critics as he reviews popular films he considers did not deserve the attention they gained, hence the reason he is 'confused'. He explains why in a clear and detailed fashion and offers solid arguments as to why a film was bad.

Confused Matthew:
They may as well as hung a neon sign over the water that says "this way to the secret Gungan city".

by Arkatos August 26, 2010

confused unga bunga

Canadian slang for: help the uncle raped me

confused unga bunga, call the police.

have ever been confused unga bungaed?

by confused unga bunga. help!!!!! October 8, 2019

confusedly

to be confused. it is the past tense and the adverb of confuse.

He stared at her confusedly.

by Laurariea Jasmine Adairra November 9, 2006

congused

the act of being infused with a goo-like substance

A twinkie is cake congused with artificial sugary cream.

by A techie April 16, 2007

IM confused

When you're running multiple IM conversations and send an IM response to the wrong person. Then when you realize it or they notice, you apologetically send them "IM confused." The "IM" in this case is a minor double-entendre since also indicates "I'm".

Frank: (Sends the following IM to Jane, thought he was sending to Jake..) "I can't believe she was the only girl at that party last night, as well as the only drunk!"
Jane: My party? What? I wasn't drunk!
Frank: Uhh, IM confused... that was for Jake
Jane: Oh yeah, that makes it OK!? WTH!?

by imprudentcoma February 3, 2010

concused

when you fall and hit your head on something hard. orginated from jackass the movie

I fell ove my board and hit my head on the pavement and rolled then i got up and felt concused

by MItchell Chahalis & Mike Cable December 7, 2004