sexual conquest

a conquest in which you experience a new sexual adventure which after you will never be the same or in other words a magic trick that involves multiple rabbits.

Last year when I went to Egypt I had my first sexual conquest, those rabbits were really furry.

by wabbitlover23 February 21, 2011

conquered

v. defeated by liquor - normally expressed at height of hangover and tiredness

"He looked conquered after last night's lock-in"
"Would you like another? No i'm completely conquered"

by Wixon October 23, 2007

conquermonkey

a person (usually republican) who is bent on conquering the world.

e.g.

In the 1800's, the Britsih Empire was full of conquermonkeys. (They basically invaded and colonized every country because they thought it was their "duty" (e.g. rudyard kipling's "the white man's burden".)

George Bush is a conquermonkey, as he is determined to occupy Iraq, and various other middle eastern countries...

(no offense to any person living in Great Britan today. i love you all madly.)

by tess...fool. January 13, 2007

conquistador

What you yell at people of a different race then run away, especially when they take your normal sitting area and listen to very loud salsa music all the time.

Man 1: Yes!! The Conqustadors are gone
Man 2: Probably to combat the spanish armada

by ConquistadorsOuttaTheHallway April 29, 2005

conqui-skaters

A play on words used to offend members of Lambda Theta Phi, as they call themselves Conquistadors. The implication being that Lambda Theta Phi's pledge process is easy.

Lets go to the Lambda Theta Phi probate and see the newest conqui-skaters

by LaVerdad35 May 21, 2011

Conqueror

A brit who smells of crumpt crumbs and butter. He must have tea PROMPTLY at 12:30 noon, if he does not he irl ragequits or takes his rage out on the lovely, sexy, musclebound, gargantuan-penis-hasing dark blade. But Dark Blade never takes any of his slander and immediately puts conqueror in his place. Conqueror has yet to realize that Cubans are the superior race, a known fact to 97% of the population (remaining 3% are descendants of the KRUMPT klan). Hopefully conqueror will step out of his ignorance in the coming years.

Holy shit! He's eaten 2,345 crumpets and still going! What a conqueror!

by BAKAMOTO TAISHO January 22, 2009

Conquer Poland

In Wexford,Ireland the term to "conquer poland" does not have anything to do with nazis or world war two,but in fact is a teenage's boys reference to 'score' girls.For example,a boy is particularly nervous before he first conquers poland and usually requires encouragement from his friends,or ''espirit des corps" and it is customary to take a 'parachute' for "safe landing" i.e. wearing a condom to protect onself from the possibility of pregnancy or stds.

"hey man,did you conquer poland last night after?"
"yeah man,at long last!I blitzkrieged her out of it!"
"brilliant,see I told you she just needed time.You did pack a parachute though?"
"of course,I couldnt let the troops flow free."
"wise choice,man"
"thaks for all the espirit des corps,by the way"
"no problem man,you have to look out for your fellow soldier,you know what I mean?"

by Wezsez April 17, 2008