by drunk247 April 6, 2011
Get the Conklined mug.Originally a slip of the tongue when Ante Up! host Scott Long meant to say, "calculate." The term has come to mean any ham-handed calculation of odds, especially pot odds in poker.
Sure, you can conkulate the odds that Chris won't hit
his flush in an AIPS event, but how well do you know your college hoops?
his flush in an AIPS event, but how well do you know your college hoops?
by Ante Up National January 10, 2008
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A large strawberry, who looks like a flaming homosexual and a wild ostrich. He is often found in the wild fighting or slapping someone else usually named Jake. People often say that a Conklin looks like the "I'm a snake" guy from youtube.
Person A: Did you see that wild ostrich on discovery channel last night?
Person B: No dude that was a Conklin
Person A: WOAAAHH!!! LOOK AT THAT SLITHERY SNAKEY SNAKE!!!!
Person B: no... thats just a Conklin.
Person B: No dude that was a Conklin
Person A: WOAAAHH!!! LOOK AT THAT SLITHERY SNAKEY SNAKE!!!!
Person B: no... thats just a Conklin.
by thewildlifespecialist October 7, 2011
Get the Conklin mug.Sequal to conker's bad fur day. Teminator like story with the tedis being the machines and the sqrills (can't spell today :)!) as the humans... is debatable as whether or not it will actually be better than Halo 2
by chrisguy September 27, 2004
Get the Conker's live and reloaded mug.(a verb): Usually related to a blow to the head, dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, conk or munkus.
Other alternatives: conk, conking
Other alternatives: conk, conking
She conked that cheating boyfriend in the munkus really good with that bat!
He fell of his skateboard and conked his head hard on the cement.
His melon doesn't look so good after getting conked by that fella'.
I'm going to conk your noodle if you don't stop it now.
You need a good conking on that big block of yours.
He fell of his skateboard and conked his head hard on the cement.
His melon doesn't look so good after getting conked by that fella'.
I'm going to conk your noodle if you don't stop it now.
You need a good conking on that big block of yours.
by Grumpy Monkey Pants December 13, 2016
Get the Conked mug.by adrian December 5, 2003
Get the conkers mug.The act of being "conkers deep" inside a lovely lady, ie giving the full length of manhood, banging the gonads against the minge wall.
by The cannon & the wheels July 26, 2011
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