no condom

optimal method of performing sexual act, implies no use of protection, ideally without birth control medecine

I banged this girl 'no condom', j. no c.'d, might be time for the rusty coat-hanger

by Mexicanny August 12, 2006

Condom

A condom is a very special piece of plastic wrap that keeps a women from getting that white stuff.

I would prefer he rather not use a condom just so we can have very kinky sex.

by Suck a very large dick February 5, 2018

condomism

The ones belief to commit adultery, safely by using latex wrapped around thy knob penis.

Person 1: Do you have a firm belief in condomism?

Person 2: Yes I do believe in condomism, i think that is the efficient way to commit adultery.

by Efan.35 May 17, 2018

Condom

A tampon for men.

Use protection. Use a condom

by Apachi IV June 21, 2016

Condoms

A protective barrier that can prevent pregnant and std's. puts you in 18 years of pain if it breaks.

If you don't want kids or a bad infection, wear condoms.

by BETTS SEAL! December 27, 2018

Condom

A type of object that is used to prevent from people having little kids running around

I wished I used a condom
I wish I had a condom 5 years ago

by Chuck Vanderchuck May 17, 2016

Condom

A creation that was first made out of animal bladders to rubber latex.
It was made for bitches who only wants pleasure and commit adultery instead of bringing a beautiful creature into this world

A: Hey dude,,, My wife says she wants to have sex
B: Dude that's great. that means you're not gonna die a virgin and have a child!

A: Yeah but.. She said she wants a condom
B: Well,, You wont have to take care of a child though, right?
A: I always wanted a child for fucks sake, I'm not those retarded men in porn videos
B: but they don't use condo-
A: BUT SHE WANTS A CONDOM, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

by YourGranmaIsPolysexual January 11, 2022