Concockssion

A concussion caused by a blow to the head or face by a penis. There are three grades of concockssion. Grade I: confusion but no loss of consciousness. Grade II: post dramatic amnesia, long enough to preform something unwanted to your partner. Grade III: any lose of consciousness.

-"How'd you get that T.V.?"
-"I gave that cougar last night a grade III concockssion and stole it."

by fatchickstryharder March 9, 2011

concord

A generally upper class town in Massachusetts, which many people confuse for drug-infested, worse-than-Acton, better-than-Bedford or having the same spelling as concorde, a jet built for supersonic travel. Its entry into urbandictionary.com apparently drives people into fits of misspelling.

Henry Davird Thereaough lived in concord, massechusettes.

by MacP September 16, 2006

Concord

A lame-o town in MA inhabited mostly by hard core druggy preps, with the occasional crazy cat lady/gay man.

Yo, I'm goin' to Concord to fishbowl some kids mansion. Wanna come?

by Purple Haze October 10, 2005

Crispy Concords

A "Crispy Concord" Is When A Girl Is Giving You A Blowjob, You Begin To Vlog The Sex Acts & You Proceed To Slap Her Across The Face With A Used / Dried Up Nudah Condom Until You Cum On Her Air Jordans.

Fooya: Hey, Wanna Meet Up Later?
Kossdff: No, I Gotta Clean Up, I Just Crispy Concords A Bitch Earlier.

by 3rdLegGreg July 13, 2017

Concoction

First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.

by tnt May 1, 2003

Conalonathon

Cooking bacon for hours upon hours on a very low temperature, usually during hung over days, until bacon is crunchy yet soft...just beaut dog..

"after pracy we'll put on a Conalonathon"

"how about that braud last night showin her titties..then we tagged that shit..ohhh man im hung over lets throw on a Conalonathon"

by muckrashbrownhorn December 11, 2009

Concord

I just wanted to say that even though Concord is a rich town with kids driving BMWs to school, Acton is too. The school systems are about equal as are the average home prices. Although Concord can be determined as classier than the more "ghetto" Acton, they're both the same."Bla," you're stupid. Go away.

Concord and Acton are very similar towns.

by Someone123 July 29, 2005