Colorado Handy

The act of receiving a handjob on a mountain in Colorado

Bro I just got a colorado handy on Pikes Peak

by UltraBroB May 14, 2018

Colorado Cakewalk

When a person takes a shit on your dick and uses the shit as lube to give you a footjob.

I walked in the bedroom and there she was, giving Hank a Colorado Cakewalk.

by Shitler September 3, 2016

The Colorado Yardsale

When you have sex on the front lawn in a snow storm or blizzard

I met this chick from Loveland and we smoked and did the Colorado yardsale

by Dilyn222 August 21, 2016

Colorado Breeze

Smoke from burning or burnt marajuana.

Bro I was walking by the library and caught a whiff of that Colorado breeze.

by CheeseburgerEddie February 11, 2015

colorado bitch

A female that loves crack and wants to fuck you. And they live in Colorado

Dude did you see that Colorado bitch? She is such a crack whore

by Anal Finger Banger December 7, 2017

Chile Colorado

Simply put, this individual is Dumb; a living, breathing idiot with no ability to comprehend sarcasm or social cues. This term can also apply to ones attitude, cuss word replacement, or reference a social group setting. The White Person version of "a la verga!" (In Spanish). Can also be referred to as a classic Mexican Style Beef stew.

There's a bunch of Chile Colorado's up in here.
Did you see that Chili Colorado almost get ran over by that car?
Yes, I'll have have Chile Colorado for lunch please.

by NuthingbutLuvin29 April 19, 2022

colorado corndog

When a man spreads a woman's butt cheeks and then poops down her butt crack and when the poop slides over her butthole he puts his penis in the girls butthole pushing not only his penis in but the poop as well.

Colorado corndog

by samuel dillybottom March 8, 2014