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Thinking that all groups of white people (Europeans) colonized everything is ignorance, and it spreads like wildfire. You don't hear about many Russian or Polish colonies outside Europe/Eurasia. You don't hear about many parts of the world colonized by Eastern European groups. The Greeks also don't do much colonizing in recent history, so it's mainly been about 7 or 8 groups of Europeans (the Vikings did land in North America a thousand years ago) in recent history that did most of the colonizing worldwide (English, Dutch, German, French, Belgian, Spanish, Portugeuse, and Italian). Those 7 or 8 groups have had a lot of the influence in Europe, so people in other parts of the world wouldn't have any more time to differentiate between an Italian and a Bosnian than someone in Europe would have time to differentiate between a Tanzanian and a South African, thus theres a lot of assumptions and ignorance based on what people look like.
Not even every family in every country that did colonize other parts of the world was involved in colonization. There were people/families in England, France, Spain, Portugal, Italy, the Netherlands, Germany, and Belgium that didn't have the time on the money to go out and explore the world, look for gold, or enslave other groups. They were going to work for the same kinds of people that were colonizing other parts of the world.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020
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royal colonic

Noun. (n) When one pops the cork of a Champagne bottle using one's sphincter, thus allowing the champagne to erupt into the anal canal.
Zach: Wow, just had the best royal colonic, I'm feeling real fresh now..
by jack sallisse November 24, 2013
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Colonizer

A racial Slur for white people, often more specifically towards white men.
Inoffensive and historically inaccurate it does little more than to let you know someone is an ignorant racist.

verb; *Colonized* A slur used to spread hate to other poc for having a positive relationship with a Caucasian.
*white person exists*
racist: Colonizer!

*poc dates a white person*
racist: Dumb bitch let herself get colonized!
by Jyamall January 5, 2021
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Colonists

THOSE PEOPLE WHO BEAT THAT SUPERPOWER ASS OF THE ‘UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND’ IN THE 1700’s oh and also HAMILTON!
King George:😒Are you fruking kidding me THOSE WERE MY COLONISTS

Me:NOPE NOW GO DIE!
by IMAFRUKINGOTAKU April 22, 2018
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Pina Colonic

A Pina Colonic is a sexual expedition in which a man first ejaculates into his partners asshole, then pops a straw and drinks from it. Best enjoyed with coconut shavings and a wedge of fresh pineapple.

(term obviously derived from combining pina colada and colonic.)
"Man, that Pina Colonic was just what I was craving"
by Hot Dickins March 15, 2008
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colonix

Taking an old hose to the ass for pleasure of being "healthy". You like to say you're cleaning yourself out when you really just like the sensation of a tube in your asshole.
I went to the doc's for a colonix, when I could of went to the fag bar for a good ol dick to my ass.
by Irres June 13, 2016
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first colonial high school

first colonial is a sucky boring high school that no one can think up a definition for. and they wish they could get away with the shit that cox students get away with. (drugs, being snobby, drugs, sleeping around, drugs, doing whatever the hell they want, drugs). FC kids pretty much suck at life, sorry losers.
student #1: Yeah, I had to take my SAT at first colonial high school
student #2: Ugh, that place is straight up nasty.

student #1: Agreed.
by notusingmyrealname007 March 7, 2010
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