dancing cockroach

A blessing on earth. Search it on google now

Go, my son, GO!!

The dancing cockroach has a lightsaber.

by OOF8278923 November 12, 2019

hairy cockroach

When hair drys around the tub drain when thrown against a wall it looks like a "hairy cockroach". Thus creating a hairy cockroach. Elliot --

Ugggh look at that hairy cockroach!

by sinfully.sweet2011 September 30, 2014

Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock Loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach

Brooklyn’s full name. Brooklyn is a kind and loyal person, and you would be lucky to be a friend of this Russian spy. But here’s a tip; steal her sunglasses. A way to bond for life.

Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach is a Russian spy’s full name.

by STWEAM cult member July 9, 2018

social cockroach

Much like the insect bearing the same name, a social cockroach, is a person with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, who just refuses to go away.

"My ex-husband, is a 100% social cockroach. He prowls the night in a drunken stupor, vandalizing my boyfriend's car."

by D. Gould December 9, 2006

White Cockroach

White trash living in trailer parks. Ignorant, yet feel superior because they are caucasian. They put down other races because they feel insecure about their poverty.
The females are usually overweight and feel self-righteous and attractive. The males have long hair and listen to metal and believe their girlfriends or wives are attractive to minorities. Lowest form of white people. Eminem's mother was a white cockroach

Kellysue: I love my big boobies they are sexy.
Tammifay: you a big girl, thats why they are big.
Kellysue: don't hate my curves (caresses her size 22 waist while looking at herself in the mirror)
Tammifay: white cockroach

by IDONTGIVEACHINGATUMADRE August 24, 2012

farting cockroach

Slang for moped, used to describe the sound made by a moped and other small vehicles, that seems to sound like a cockroach farting - if indeed cockroaches do fart.

*Chav drives past on moped*
Person 1: Oh look, a farting cockroach

by matrixbadger December 31, 2007

Political cockroach

Someone in politics who is weak yet somehow manages to be really difficult to get rid of. They have no loyalties or convictions and will change sides at the drop of a hat. As soon as the winds of power shift, they suddenly find themselves on the other side. They often leverage their position to parasitically leach off higher powers, usually for massive amounts of money.

Examples throughout history include:
-The Eastern Client Kings of the late Roman republic (Lydia, Thracia, Pontus, Cappadocia, etc.)
-The Boyars of 15th century Wallachia
-Qatar's government

Ariobarzanes III of Cappadocia is such a political cockroach.

by cool boy1838 January 13, 2023