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vomiting cobra

An erect penis about to spit its venom
that jordan lass absolutely thrives on vomiting cobra
by deejaygee February 21, 2007
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Spitting Cobra

After you successfully jerkoff in a public area (such as class), you then proceed to:
take the jizz that is in your hand,
pull your arm back like your going to throw a baseball and then shake your hand around a little bit,
launch the semen (using a spiderman style throw) towards someone's eye.
If it hits a chick directly in the eye, you then stand up and proceed to yell
SPITTING COBRA!!!!!!!!!!!
After Sler jerked off Karl in class, he took the semen that was in his hand, threw it at the dish, blinded her, and then stood up and exclaimed SPITTING COBRA!!!!!!!!!
by Lunch Box, aka, LB April 15, 2006
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Cobain

Seat in the car behind the passenger side seat
(walking to car)
friend 2: I got shotgun!
Friend 3: Left seat!
Friend 4: Cobain!
Friend 5: Since Friend 1 is driving, that means I have bitch... damn.
by Garrett Rift September 23, 2005
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Thisty Cobra

When taking a shit. Your turd wraps all around the toilet like a coiled snake and pokes out of the water.
Man after that Mexican food last night I layed a thisty cobra in my toilet.
by Barry Mahawginya February 8, 2008
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King Cobra

A brand of Malt Liquor produced by Anheuser-Busch particularly being in forty ounce bottles. Very inexpensive and smooth tasting.
Hey grab me one of those forties...Yeah, the King Cobra...
by Jeffrey M. April 16, 2006
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Fat Cobra

The name of an adult video store in Portland, Oregon. It is known for its abundance of gloryholes in its arcade booths.
I'm gonna head down to Fat Cobra to watch some porn and get a blowjob.
by Dexaw October 20, 2007
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Blunt Cobra

the best rapper of all time he will blow you away with his rapper lyrics especially when he says

"your hella fat just like your crew
cause you eating honey like you winne the pooh"
he also gets every girl to ever see him and does not take prisoners he is often also referred as lgreezzy, the notorious small, and Loganthelegend
by LGREEZZY March 25, 2017
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