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Painting the wife's closet

The act of ejaculating inside the vagina.
I got home from work the other day and was feeling pretty rowdy so I took a chance at painting the wife's closet.
by Bus doctor January 23, 2015
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closet queen

Gay male who does not admit that he's gay and pretends that he is straight all the time to his friends/family.
George Bush will not admit that he's a closet queen
by Dave May 22, 2004
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In The Closet

The girl was in the closet about her love for gaming.
He was in the closet before he told us he was gay.
by KupCakeKow January 25, 2015
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Utility Closet

The utility closet, or "U.C." as it is otherwise commonly known, is the location of the fuse box, water heater, and power source for any house in Frindel Lane and/or Overlook Lane. They are commonly used for nighttime hangouts, and more often, areas for blaze sessions involving marijuana in many forms, such as a blunt, bong (see Jerome Baker), bowl, joint, spliff, steamroller, or marijuana-laden brownies.
"Let's go out back to the utility closet before all out."

"Where's Judd? I think he's back out at the U.C."
by LeBong James September 30, 2004
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Glass closet

People who are so obviously gay but aren't telling it. There is a difference between just "in the closet" and "in the GLASS closet".

Those just "in the closet" have speculations circulating around them gay - whether'd about their mannerism or personality, but they're not really pushing their gayness. They will tend to have opposite gender "partners", but many people will conclude that they're just beards/fake.

Those in the "glass closet" are walking and breathing of gayness - e.i., they will be always walking with that one same gendered partner, they adopt children and they might even be reported living with the partner, but they'll never say they're gay or straight.
Queen Latifah, Jodie Foster, Anderson Cooper, Kevin Spacey, Victor Garber (Mr Andrews - the Titanic guy) & Fiona Shaw (Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia) are in the glass closet.
by kunter March 5, 2012
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In the closet

in hiding ;Haven't yet shared with the rest of the world ; in secret
you guys are in the closet ... You're vey secretive
by BetchDef March 1, 2015
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Closet Fuck

An individual who is a homosexual but disguises it with extreme homophobia.
Johanna: Hey Breens, what's the deal with with John, he keeps making fun of faggots?

Breens: Don't worry about him, he's just a raging Closet Fuck.

Johanna: oh, true true.
by closetfuck1 November 28, 2009
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