Bachelor Clean

1. A state of tidiness maintained by the average straight, single guy. It is generally acceptable to other heterosexual men, but fails to meet female standards.

2. To quickly hide trash and wipe up spills before visitors show up. A superficial clean-up.

James: Wow Ed, you clean up your place?

Ed: Yep.

Babs: Yea, like maybe a year ago.

Ed: Hey, it's bachelor clean.

Billy Bob knew Daisy was coming over, so he gave his bachelor pad a bachelor clean.

by Eric Maan July 17, 2009

clean the sink

To eat ones butthole

"Hey girl, get over here and clean the sink".

by lawdawg February 28, 2015

oxy clean

The feeling of relief after finally shitting as a result of a 3 day oxycontin binge.

Billy says he feels a lot better. Nigga is Oxy clean.

by moneymills October 16, 2009

Mr Clean

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of one man cumming profusely into the eyebrows of another bald man, thus giving him the appearance of Mr. Clean. It is then customary for the bald man to clean both the bathroom and the kitchen.

"The way that bald guy in the wheelchair was checking you out, he's just begging for a Mr Clean"

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

clean the bathroom

another term for tossing salad.

While having sex, my girlfriend decided to clean the bathroom.

by spoogela January 16, 2010

clean the pipes

To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.

Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.

by keyshaw September 11, 2004

clean house

To clean house is to delete all the people on facebook that you don't give a shit about.

"This weekend I unfriended Mara, Sara, Autumn, and Jackie. Yeah, It was a clean house Saturday!"

by tosh daniels February 07, 2012