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Clamsplaining

1. The explanation of something by a woman, typically to a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing, e.g., Womansplaining.

2. When a woman uses bigoted, illogical rhetoric, or ask questions that she doesn't really want an answer to, to "shut a man down." Usually used so the woman can feel superior to the male she is speaking with.

3. When a woman interprets what a man says, not by the words he is saying, but by what her mind "knows" he is thinking behind the words that he is saying; because she "knows" what his thoughts, motivations, and intentions "really"mean and not what he intended by the words he used to begin with, womansplain. With this ready knowledge of what he "really" means and disregarding what he said, she will then craft what she believes to be an appropriate response.
"I was trying to answer her question when suddenly she started clamsplaining how my answer isn't valid because I'm a man."

Man 1: "My girlfriend didn't speak to me for three days."
Man 2: "No way! What happened?"
Man 1: "I asked her if she wanted me to go to the gym with Marc and I."
Man 2: "What? That's no reason to give anyone the silent treatment."
Man 1: "When I finally convinced her to speak to me, she said that I called her "fat" in front of Marc."
by Kintsugi Haikyo November 26, 2019
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caesar rock

A large cross-shaped rock, used to flatten, and generally kill, someone.
Example:
Joseph Joestar: Everything's fine in th- IS THAT THE CAESAR ROCK, OH GOD MOOOO-
Lisa Lisa: Can't believe they hit him with the Caesar Rock.

Caesar: ...Ow. Hate the Caesar Rock.
by Caesar Rock July 11, 2020
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Clamsterdam

Really epic and cool band
Yo bro have you listened to clamsterdams new album?!?!?
by RIPstickyocto July 2, 2021
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chaesoo

A fan made “ship” for 2 of the K-POP girl group blackpinks members, rosé (chaeyoung) and jisoo. Chaesoo can also be used to describe both of the members at once instead of saying rosé and jisoo. And they are both fuckin adorable.
“Chaesoo are going to go to the park today”.
by (੭ˊᵕˋ)੭♡ September 23, 2021
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Caestal

if your ship name is this then it's canon automatically because caestal best ship
A: "yo caestal canon true"
B: "yeah caestal best ship in my opinion bro"
by texus232131 March 15, 2022
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Caesar Gabriel Venuk

A nigger that banned 572 users on his discord server because he doesnt want to see a deepfake of bobby shmurda in thughunters
"You know Caesar Gabriel Venuk?"

"No?"

"Good"
by ChildTickler420 March 18, 2022
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Caesar Rodney

A large pizza from domino's that contains just ranch and dough.
Shitler: The Caesar Rodney is on the way
by An Apostle of Future May 1, 2022
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