chrisangel

THE BEST BASEBALL PLAYER IN THE WORLD WHO ALSO HAS THE BIGGEST PENIS KNOWN TO MAN

person1: chrisangel has entered the building

everybody else in the building: praises chrisangel in unison

by anonymous November 20, 2023

chrisangely

Short,Silly,funny,well known for her looks, beautiful absolutely gorgeous person sweet and kind so generous and selfless, shes so thoughtful and always thinking about others.

Person 1: yk chrisangely?

Person 2: yea shes so nice and pretty!!

by Erm wermy November 21, 2023

chrysanthepup

An Asteraceae-family flower dat's grown by da father in da household, rather than by da mother.

In da hilarious animated short, "Pink Posies", da Little Big-Nosed Guy is having da equivalent of da "chrysanthemum vs. chrysanthepup" dilemma, in dat he is desperately trying to plant yellow flowers, whereas we know what color blooms dat our favorite fuchsia-colored feline is always slipping into da soil instead. :P

by QuacksO November 1, 2024

Chrysanthemum

The name of a stupid mouse

Their parents are also stupid for calling their child that because that stupid mouse probably can’t spell.

Chrysanthemum: Hi I’m chrysanthemum

Kids: haha that’s a dumb name, It’s too long.
Chrysanthemum: but, I was born with this name. I can’t shorten it.

by Oko-can-read? May 19, 2024

Magdalena chrysanthemum

Violet shadows in the sunbeam forest

Hey this is Magdalena chrysanthemum I live within the seasons

by Silly sandwich FUCK February 2, 2019

Sue Chrysanthou'd

The act of hiring an overpriced defamation lawyer to sue for defamation peasant because your feelings were hurt based on said peasant’s words.

John Barilaro tried to Sue Chrysanthou'd Jordan Shanks but failed epically.

Or
PotatoHead Dutton Sue Chrysanthou'd human rights activist Shane Bazzi because it turns out potatoes do have feelings and his were hurt when he was called a Rape Apologist

by LNPinsider December 11, 2021

A Cheyanne

Another term for saying "yawn", but specifically a kind of yawn felt in your chest.

Yawn: *yawns*
Lexie: "Hold on guys, yawn had A Cheyanne."

by Music..11 October 11, 2025