chromebook

a computer thats complete shit and can only use fucking chrome and cant even run the exe version of ssf2 and has and can only run 360p without lagging any higher and it will lag.

<mom> i have enough money to buy you a new pc
<kid> yay
<a few days later>
<kid> yes i finally get my pc >
*gets a chromebook*
<kid> alright time to do suicide

by chrome os March 7, 2021

Chromebook

the slowest god dang thing ever

"Man: Wow my computer is so slow."
"Other Man: Why?"
"Man: Because my mom got me a Chromebook instead of a gaming PC."

by Bloxifier May 5, 2022

Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.

At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009

browser chrome

"browser chrome" is a euphemism for the graphic control elements of your browser interface. These include:

toolbar buttons -- "Back", "Forward", "Stop", etc.
scrollbars, the browser window frame .. browser helper objects - things that generally make a mess out of the browser experience.

If there was not so much "browser chrome" with this browser we might actually be able to see the web site.

by Randall Quivers October 11, 2004

chrome

a handgun

'keep chattin' at me and ill place my chrome to your dome, and nick your mobile fone!'

by MC Boonge August 13, 2003

hippie chrome

Colorado derived name for duct tape. Comes from hippies using duct tape to fix their VW buses, simulating chrome.

Hippie 1: Man, thes ski boots are old and leaking.

Hippie 2: Ah, just use some hippie chrome!

by AWP November 10, 2006

Google Chrome

the search engine that tracks you 24/7

Google Chrome is so bad; it tracks me 24/7.

by YulTheWizard October 1, 2019