Chode

1. Theoretical dick that is wider than it is long, stupid as none exist.
2. Guy who has no game with women.
3. Synonym of Gouche. Space between your asshole and your sac

1. John has a chode.
2. John is a chode.
3. John got kicked in the chode.

by metalhead1967 December 14, 2009

Chode

a penis that is larger around then it is long

my dicks 8 inches thick, but only 4 inches long:(

by derek January 03, 2003

Chode

The space between a man's balls and anus, ie, "mangina".

Kelly had his chode surgically changed into a vagina, while retaining his balls and penis, therefore becoming an artificial hermaphrodite.

by Dick Spearman October 09, 2008

Chode

A penis that is wider than it's long.

by AaBbCc July 20, 2003

Chode

A COCK WIDER THAN IT IS LONGER!!!
wat the......?!?!?!

a ususal male often masturbates...unfortunately for someone with a chode it is IMPOSSIBLE!

by deon (i have a chode) July 25, 2003

Chode

When the COCK is WIDER then it is LONG....for the fuck up with the purple chode SHUT THE HELL UP u dont know what ur talking about!

I tried to JACK OFF my boyfriend but he had such a bad fuckin choad damnit...

by Tanya Cohen July 23, 2003

Chode

The epidermis which is found between the males scrotum and anus. And the one word your mom yells to me when im f**kin the living day lights outa her.

I am the chode tamer, and you all are my savage biotches!

by Romeo July 22, 2003