choad

1) The stretch of fleshy highway between a man's goatbag(Scrotum) and your butthole(anus). 2) Slanderous name for a diagreeable dickball(person). 3) NOT a sqaure penis.

1)"He is such a greasy Choad-faced douche tool!"(Slanderous) 2)"Aw, Sarge they shot me right in the choad!" 3)"I was then abrubtly kicked in my choad with his steel toad boot."

by Ben Jonson December 28, 2005

your choad

See your face.

"You're in some deep shit now."
"Oh yeah? Well, your choad was in some deep shit last night. Oh snap!"

by Albie Wangsta March 27, 2004

choas

The awesomest way to spell chaos. Display how cool you are by spelling chaos in this manner.

Me: Let's go rain some choas all over Wal*Mart.

Syznak: Make sure ya get some dex!

by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004

choad master

Someone who has mastered sucking choads

Nick Cline from longmeadow, massachusetts is the ultimate choad master.

by cookie stealer April 23, 2003

Choad Burglar

Basically someone who burgles choads

"Hey marcus what are you doing?"
"Shhh Im just burgling this guys choad"

by Westinator December 1, 2004

Choad

A "choad" is a penis that is wider than it is long.

Tcherepnine's choad weighs 9 stone!!!

Tcherepnine's penis is twice as wide as it is long dude!
That's one hell of a choad!

by Mike22 February 10, 2007

chodastic bitch

(1) Word used to describe the act of whining excessively.

(2) Whenever the term bitch is too nice in reference to a girl, the term chodastic bitch should be used.

(3) A girl that doesn't give a flying fuck anymore and that can and will be cruel to men.

(4) A girl with a bad attitude.

(5) (vulgar) Girl who for one reason or another deserves a good bitch-slap.

sathya is a chodastic bitch.

by CrazyX August 30, 2008