International Civil War II

What folks in the Hollar call World War I
WW 2 is known, obviously, as International Civil War III

Cousin Coon Head was a sniper in the army during International Civil War II.

by Gooberfaust September 5, 2008

civil matter

In policing, a crime that the police cannot be bothered to deal with.

"Sorry sir, that robbery is a civil matter"

by Zamzara October 24, 2007

The Civil War

A beard in which the only bare portion of skin is that of the chin. Intimidating beyond all belief, especially when coupled with reading glasses.

The name is derived from the period in which the style of beard thrived most, the civil war.

Those who wear the Civil War as their facial hair style of choice are 93% more likely to murder and/or speak in colonial English.

"Man, that is an awesome beard."

"Its actually The Civil War, ass wipe. Note the connecting mustache but lack of chin hair."

"Sorry! Thats an awesome Civil War!"

"Time to die!"

by MarcLittle December 18, 2008

Postmodern civil rights

Civil rights were formerly things like the right to life, liberty, and property

More recently things like the right not to be offended and the right to marry insects.

Annabelle is fighting for her "postmodern civil rights" she wishes to consummate her marriage to a dung beetle.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Civil Media

Civil Media is a form of media platform engineered for kind & civil conversation plus tools to help people cooperate to solve local, national, and global problems.

On civil media I finally feel like I can be myself without the fear of being pounced upon plus work with others to solve real-world problems.

by Urthling May 11, 2022

Chavil

A mixture of chav and devil. Effectively, a townie who thinks they are a satanist, but are really townies deep inside.

The chevil only pretended to worship satan, but had a shrine to fcuk in his closet.

by Stephen W. Thomas October 13, 2004

chivalry

The act of a self-deluded sucker. Self-destructive self-sacrifice in favor of those seeking to exploit or destroy the practioner. Self-debasement to those seeking exploitive profit and lack of due recriprocation. Often stupidly misconstrued by those practicing as honorable or altuistic.

Many travesties of justice, self-destruction, and the concealment and promotion of evil have come from the chivalry of fools.

by esmith512 January 21, 2008