chode eating chimaera

n. The chode eating chimaera is one of many mythological monsters that you may or may not have heard of, but it's only real mythological beast that has been proven to exist. The chode eating chimaera can be found in many people today, and is passed down through heredity. The chode eating chimaera resides in the thyroid glands. It (as you probably guessed) feats on chodes.
The chode eating chimaera also has tentacles that latch onto the spine of the host and uses them to gain control over the host's brain. The chode eating chimaera is an evil monster indeed. They can be found wide across the internet.
In order to kill a chode eating chimaera you have to cut off the head of the host.

"Shut up you chode eating chimaera."

"Silly Mike, I know that's just the chode eating chimaera speaking."

by Zacharoth September 20, 2006

chimpers

A gay guy who rushes around behaving erratically in an attempt to behave more outwardly straight.

"he's going chimpers"

by lars October 8, 2004

chimee chongas

Nobody really knows what chimee chongas are, but people always know that they are good.

CHIMEE CHONGAS!!!!!!!, said KPG.

by mister cow November 26, 2007

Chimera moment

Momentary (though can last for hours or a lifetime in rare occations) disconnection from reality and falling into "Alice in Wonderland" type fantasy world.

Person experiencing a "Chimera moment" will start to substitute his her delusions for reality.

Apophis: Chill bro, you're having Chimera moment

Sufferer: I'll kill you!!!

by Fukkk Offf November 11, 2012

chimerical

Pertaining to the process by which a line is drawn. Contingent to the technology available to a culture or era.

The chimerical process refers to the process in which a line is drawn.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 14, 2019

Sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex in humans

Sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex are what happens when a pregnant mother (either intersex or female) produces or is in contact with quantities of testosterone in the third trimester causing a male and female twin to fuse into one, then split when testosterone lowers, then the smaller twin is reabsorbed by the larger one. This leaves the resulting child with a penis, one fallopian tube, a uterus, one accessory gland, half the average amount of eggs, and one small testicle attached to the volva tucked inside an otherwise normal vagina.

Patient: Why do I have one testicle and a hole?
Doctor: You are being affected by an intersex condition called SDCI, or sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex in humans.

by Historics Society August 4, 2022

chimejob

<noun> A person who interjects his or her opinion on matters that do not concern them, or in conversations in which they were not involved.

<verb> The act of someone who is or has included themselves in activities, events or conversations.

No one told her, but she chimejobbed her way in and now she is coming, too.

by littlebrownlab December 21, 2010