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double chiblumpkin

As a man, you begin by taking a shit into the back tank of a toilet (top-shelf pooping). Your girl is taking a shit on the main seat but straddling it in reverse so she can blow you. All the while you are consuming a Chipotle burrito.
Dude I had to clean the tank of my toilet after my girl an I went to Chipotle and once we got home things got a little crazy and we ended up doing the Double Chiblumpkin in our bathroom...glorious!
by louiedog May 18, 2014
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chibble

"To break or chew up into small pieces" An actual word my family used, and still uses, from when I was a child. For example, the dog never ate my homework when I was a kid. Rather, the mice chibbled up my homework. There were twelve children in my family so there was a lot of chibbling done around our house. By reason of an extraordinary amount of use over the years of the word with this meaning it should be seen as the true meaning of the word "chibble".
V: I'm sorry Mrs. Ungerecht, the mice chibbled my homework last night while I was sleeping.

N: Hey, what are these chibbles of paper doing all over the floor?
by M. D. Perelli August 27, 2013
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Chiblings

Children of your siblings; neice and/or nephew
I'm watching my chiblings so my sister gets a break
by e&gmom October 19, 2005
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chib

Comes from the Latin..."Chiberous"..to stab, perice, penetrate. Now taken up by wee Scottish neds as a sign of violence.
"See you ya fuckin' jobby your gonne get chibed right in eh fuckin' coopin!!"

Translation - "I say! Watch out you foul man or else i might have to inflict a sertain amount of pain to your face that could penetrate the skin!"
by Christian Jobbiesalot April 14, 2004
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Chib

(a) Scottish parochial for a street weapon. The weapon may be a regular weapon, like a machette or a knife, but is often an improvised weapon like a club with a blade embedded in it, or a hammer.
(b) Scottish parochial verb for injuring someone with a hand-weapon of some kind.
(a) How dae ye like ma chib, big man, no bad, eh?

(b) See you, ya tool, ah'm gonny chib you, ya radge.
by Dave-Mcc April 1, 2009
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Sonny Chiba

Actually Sonny Chiba aka Shinichi Chiba is one of the greatest Japanese martial arts film star of all time.
Sonny Chiba could kick my ass.
by Ookpick GooseFrubba February 1, 2005
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Chibit

A cross between a chick and a rabbit (as made famous by singer/songwriter Jody Gnant.)
by Timothy_from_UStream October 17, 2007
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