Cheese Hoodle

When the uncut cock is all smegging out the dick cheese all around the hood.

He pulled out his cheese hoodle and wanted me to suck it.

I will never forget the taste of uncle Frank’s cheese hoodle.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Cheese Tax

The God given right to demand (or steal) a piece of cheese while someone else is cutting/using it.

IE: You are grating cheese for tacos or slicing for hamburgers and you slice of some extra slabs of cheese to leave on the cutting board as "bait or sacrificial cheese" Enabling your family or friends to exact the cheese tax without touching your prepared cheese for the meal.

When I open the drawer in the fridge both the kid and the dog come over to get the "cheese tax" so I sliced them off a piece.

In our house while slicing cheese on the cutting board any member of the family has the right to yell "cheese tax" which is an automatic right to a slice.

by Fishinelectrician January 5, 2021

Chester Cheese Dog

When a person eats a bag of Cheetos and without washing his or her hands gives a hand job to themselves or others.

Holy shit, she gave me a Chester Cheese Dog last night.

I was so high I ate a bag of Cheetos and Chester Cheese Dogged myself.

by Texas Scramble March 7, 2013

Cream Cheese Toaster

When you are titty fucking a lady and just before you nut you squish her supple breasts together to hide the tip of your wiener and let your semen squeeze out the top like cream cheese out of a toaster.

So my lady asked me for some titty titty bang bang last night and I gave her a Cream Cheese Toaster.

by acidonion August 31, 2016

Snow Cheese

Ice cube at the end of the dong bag.

It was Mexico. I had no choice, it was a hot day - I snow cheesed her.

by Gazza Goodbloke May 19, 2017

Tasty ```CHEESE```

The Shit that our favored president enjoys eating because he runs out of ideas sitting at his desk in trump tower

Joe:(review 5/5 on travel agency tastes good) -VOTE Tasty ```CHEESE```
Jemima:Yeah, even Trump says so

by Markie Suckerberg-(THE LIZARD) December 26, 2018

Chopped cheese

Chopped cheese, beef, peppers, onions, lettuce, special sauce, cheese ontop chopped to a near but slightly chunkier sloppy joe type texture, then cooked on a flat top grill. Then they put this delicacy into a roll and chop the roll inhalf revealing the Insides and wrap it up in tin foil and paper.

You bless the raw ingredients on a grill by letting the Ock behind the counter cook it. The vegetables first, then the meat then the cheese then the roll, then the optional slice of tomato. The spices they use are CIA secrets. The preperation method is so violent when they chop it up it echos 3 blocks over.
It is 2nd only to nyc infamous bacon egg and cheese. If you ever hear "yo lemme get-" in a food baised deli in nyc it's either 3 things. A lotto ticket, a bacon egg and cheese or a chopped cheese. It may sound like a fancy burger. But it is not and does not taste like one either. It is an experience

Yo lemme get a chopped cheese

by Sataohi May 9, 2022