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captain winky

captain winky came to visit me last night
by slone July 22, 2003
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Captain Coon

by bizzleG's April 19, 2009
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Captain Douchebag

An assclown that generally speaks as if they know what they are talking about however has no fucking clue. Different than just the plain assclown by their pure consistancy has earned a rank of captain, yet are not quite the level of an admiral, which requires a lifelong dedication to being a douchebag.

Can also be identified by their need to tell long winded retarded stories about their friends who are also douchebags of lower rank with lame nick-names consisting of the names "bone" and "dawg."
Shit lets go, here comes captain douchebag again.
by DrSmooth June 22, 2005
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Captain Jack Syndrome

A disease where a character in Doctor Who repeatedly dies yet continually, through a series of events, comes back to life.
'I think Arthur Darvill's character, Rory, might have Captain Jack Syndrome'
by Doctor Maxwell February 5, 2012
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captain planet

It is ironic that the show, which was supposed to be about saving the environment, is actually sponsored by a few corporations which are responsible for some of the world's pollution. It kinda negates the whole purpose of the show.
Oh shit. The wind blew the plastic wrapper of my sandwich from the table to the ground. Captain Planet is surely going to give me a half-hour lecture about reducing, reusing, and recycling.
by sarcastic October 13, 2003
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Captain save a hoe

A Captain save a hoe is somebody (primarily males) who try to turn a hoe (´s) life around by letting them live with them, getting them a job, etc. The name was coined by bay area rapper E-40 when he made a song of the same name.
Person A: who's that girl?
Person B: a captain Save a hoe
by Juicebud May 6, 2019
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captain save a ho

Any sucka that takes a ho'ish woman and trys to change her life around. Trys to turn a ho into a housewife.
Man what's up with that nigga falling in love with that same bitch we ran train on? He aint nothing but a Captain save a ho.
by D_style November 30, 2006
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