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Chandelier

A term used when describing something stupid and pointless to someone, when they think its cool.
Steve:

"bro, what is that chandelier looking thing your holding?"

Dave:

"just my glow-in-the-dark wine glass"

Steve: (smh)
by Darthdark September 29, 2011
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Chanelle

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Chanelle, she is so smexy.
Person 2: uh, yeah, im in her smexy beast squad.
Person 1: *GASPS* lucky
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chantelle richmond

She is the worst type of person you’ll ever meet. Not good at any games especially forza, can’t cook, can’t clean she’s useless . Always wrong but tries to force her opinion. Will block u on any app for no reason and known as the biggest greyting
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Chanelle

A peng ting got sexy girl who is in love with boy called Shkar chanelle is a loyal girl and will never ever cheat on anyone
Chanelle is peng
by XBX_shkar November 24, 2019
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anal chandelier

of or pretaining to the crap that hangs on the hair of your anus after taking a huge fucking shit. You will most likely find these little turds days maybe weeks after you take a crap.
an example of an anal chandelier would be when you take a crap and then a day later, and you acidentaly find hard shit on your ass hair. If you are a fag, you will most likely find them either fingering yourself or giving another fag a rim job.
by Michael Kane October 9, 2005
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chandelier

Light fixture, normally hangs over a stairwell, or a table in the dining room.
10 years me and a friend got really drunk at a Christmas party and started swinging from the chandeliers. Boss had a major league temper-tantrum.
by Saints September 23, 2003
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Italian Chandelier

This position requires two pull-up bars, spaced approximately 2 feet from one another. The man hangs from one, while the woman hangs from the other facing him. The woman swings over and wraps her legs around the man, such that they are coitally engaged while facing one another. The man and woman then swing their bodies slightly, providing the movement for intercourse.

Variations on this position involve the woman looking away from the man, who enters her anally. This position is also known as "Tarzan Catches Jane," also referred to as the TCJ, as it can be remembered as follows: Tarzan and Jane are swinging through the forest, when Tarzan catches Jane but, going to have his way with her, he gets the wrong hole.

The TCJ is not recommended for anal sex amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.
Dude, I am so bummed...my pull-up bar broke the other day when we were doing the Italian Chandelier and I think I broke my coccyx.
by Jagizzle April 16, 2008
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