Chucking a Gary

"Chucking a Gary" is term given to an individual who creates the most bullshit stories you've ever heard. A fabricator of the most elaborated and ridiculous stories imaginable.

Person1 “hey man, did you hear I’m paying to be the first space tourist ever?”
Person2 “Bullshit, stop chucking a Gary”
Person1 "nah seriously, and my uncle has 10 ferraris in his roof"

by SammyL February 7, 2010

Chacting

When a person is acting on chat or through text messaging, often times to hide what they're really feeling or for a comedic effect.

Paulo: "I think you're pretty cool :)"
Annie: "You like me, don't you?!:)"
Paulo: "SHE'S ONTO US. ABORT MISSION."

Paulo is offline.

-Or-

"When I told Paulo that his brother Frank had just asked me out, he was like 'Oh, that's great! I'm totally happy for you two.'. He was totally Chacting.

-or-

"Annie is now in a relationship with Frank"
-Paulo likes this.

by whendidwegeticecream March 1, 2010

Checking on the flop

The ultimate showing of weakness.

PR: Chris is checking on the flop.
Big Boy: How weak of him.

by PepFarm January 26, 2010

Checking your College Town

This is basically the same as cock blocking

<Guy 1 and Girl are alone about to do something>
Guy 2: Hey can I check my college town?
Guy 1: Sure! Go ahead.
Guy 2: Are you okay?
Guy 1: Yeah, just dandy!

That is how you can be checking your college town.

by Asian Thez November 6, 2010

Cracking her cunt

The female equivalent of "busting your balls"

I told my mom I was busting her balls and she said she didn't have any balls. I therefore deduced I was cracking her cunt as I lightly joked around with her.

Jill: Hurry up and get ready Tina, all the makeup this side of China ain't gonna make you look good.
Tina: O quit cracking my cunt Jill, not all of us can be gold digging whores with natural good looks.

by CharliePowerHouse May 31, 2015

Cracking a Wadders

Masturbating while at work.

Man 1: Where's Mike?
Man 2: I don't know. He must be cracking a wadders again. We'll have to wait.

by Barmy Army October 10, 2017

cracking cheese

another way of saying smegma

it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.

the end

by charlie jayne January 1, 2018