Presure cementer

A presure cementer is a hard working man that didn’t complete college or is bored. A measuring tape Cant read how long their dick is and they are always miserable cunts they will sit in the middle of butt fucking nowhere to be hated on by fucking ass holes in Vancouver

Girl 1: Man he looks like a miserable cunt.
Girl 2: can you not read the side of his truck he’s a presure cementer dumb ass

by Queer killer 69 November 27, 2021

Cement Man

Someone imbued with a sense of greatness

That Matt, he's such a cement man.

by SoothKippy July 1, 2023

cement

Das conk creet baybee

"yo do you eat cement"
"yea das conk crete baybee"

by arydenomics May 31, 2022

Cement Body

When you're so lit that you cannot move and your body feels like cement.

After we finished that blunt I had cement body for hours.

by ll008 October 22, 2015

The cement mixer

EnTake a shite in a woman’s box. Then get a hole cutter attached to a drill and ram It up while it’s spinning. And if you’re not happy with that, mix some nutty in and you have a cement mixer

Oh man if you want to do the cement mixer Shit in her box and put a hole cutter up. Her fanny will look like punched rissoto

by Thebigdaddyjeff September 6, 2020

Cement brick

A white female with too much of makeup and plastic botox , white,pale,model,stripper

Bro1: I dick burns from last night with that white stripper.
Bro2: that's what you get for fucking with that cement brick...

by Holeasfuck May 16, 2019

Cement hooch

when an eldery gentlemens asshole is tighter than a brand new bottle of pickles

Daniel locked his grandfather in a horses stable and tried to make him sit on a nail but his cement hooch bent the nail sideways.

by Cement hooch May 20, 2017