cement monkey

A derogatory term for a person who works in concrete or cement.

My girlfriends ex was an abusive cement monkey.

by Domazz691 September 17, 2023

cement job

When you cum on two girls' faces and then they stick together when it dries

"Dude I cement jobbed two girls last night and they were stuck together for an hour!"

by Cementjobguy March 05, 2014

Amish cement mixer

When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.

“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”

by Niggarific1 August 02, 2023

cement

Das conk creet baybee

"yo do you eat cement"
"yea das conk crete baybee"

by arydenomics June 01, 2022

Cement

das conk creet baybee

Someone could ask you: What’s cement?

Then you can answer: Das conk creet baybee! And feel like the idiot you are, Kyle!

by Dog with bow tie January 31, 2023

cement

a mixture of stuff that is as hard as a rock.
i would reccomend not hitting your head on it. because that could hurt.

dont eat cement

by crystaldreamer12 September 16, 2021

Cement

No drugs just cement.

Man i love some cement in my building

by WhiteNiggatron November 03, 2019