Carboreum

A cabinet or enclosure filled with carbohydrate heavy foods, (I.e; pastries and doughnuts).

The coffee shop had a potpourri of delicious pastries and doughnuts, brilliantly displayed inside a glass Carboreum.

by JeremyNeo May 29, 2016

Carbon Bacon

Bacon that has been cooked/ charred beyond recognition and resembles tire retreads

Carbon Bacon has been cooked by a person who has been up all night. I. E. Nurse RT.

by Nurs RT October 6, 2017

Carbonhale

That moment where you inhale the carbonated gas out of, for example, a soda.

Bruh, ever since you started to carbonhale your soda, my friends are feeling weird around you.

by BFDICream August 2, 2020

Carbonese

Pasta dish Invented by a Swedish super dad who was ”less” (tired) of making (and eating) pasta carbonara every damn day. So one day he made them bolognese and the kids complained. As the super human he is he made them carbonara but mixed in bolognese (fuck traditions!) Shut up and eat kids! and man did they eat…

Any idea what I should make for dinner?
Carbonese is always a good choice!

by Stefanatic August 29, 2021

carbon

"Carbon" is used here as a description. It means something that is absolutely 100% exact of another. Not similar, not related, not sort of like, neat a cheap copy but absolutely the same. Down to the carbon molecules. A carbon copy if you will.

"Henna, do you remember that key you gave me the other day to access the locked cabinet in Mr. Senner's office ?"
"Yeah, I do."
"Opening it I found a copy of the key sitting on the bottom. Carbon."
"That's strange. There's only supposed to be one. What good does it do in there ?"

by dw8177 September 6, 2021

CT (Carbon Tattle)

When someone cc's their boss or manager in an email throwing you under the bus.

Ex1

Steve: I cant believe Barb CTed her manager on that reply email to me.

Rob: Thats not cool.

Ex2

Renee: Jim sent me an email that was border line harrassment, im gonna CT (Carbon Tattle) and tell him to stop.

Steve: Dont be a prude.

by stratis February 18, 2009

carbon-dated

adj fr. AHD4 carbondating + -ed

Very out of date, popularized by Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

'Deal with that outfit for a moment.'
'It's dated?'
'It's carbon-dated.'

by 5by5 July 15, 2005