CakeDiver

Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.

Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus

Riley, that fucking CakeDiver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.

by DrinkMyH8 September 8, 2016

Clarked

A pleasant gift given out of nowhere. Or clarking which is the process of giving someone a nice gift. Usually someone you dont know and in a public place. Or receiving a pleasant gift randomly from a stranger.

"Hey that guy over there just clarked me some cand"

"I think I'm gonna go clarking later it'd be fun"

by Suelou June 28, 2017

Carkener

Rip he's dead inside like Maddie. GANG GANG

PERSON 1- GANG GANG GANG GANG GANG GANG GANG GANG

Person 2- I agree Gang gang.

Person 1- Carkener is GANG gang hey?

Person 2- yup.

by GangGang15300 October 2, 2017

Corked

When a woman's air passage is blocked by a man's penis, and therefore cannot breathe.

Jane: "Oh my God! How did she die??"
Coroner: "It seemed she was corked and suffocated to death ma'am."
Jane: "Oh... Ew."

by SammyBoi720 February 13, 2020

Caked It

(New Zealand slang) When someone messes something up monumentally and stupendously, often with hilarious or unexpected consequences.

Person 1: Did you hear that Dave crashed his car into a power pole?
Person 2: Yep, he absolutely caked it
Person 1: I heard he puked all over the dash afterwards

by BigBoiiLeem September 8, 2020

Caked in pre

When you have a large amount of pre-cum it resembles icing on a cake.

Mate I was caked in pre last night when that girl was grinding on me.

by Tom Hathers February 1, 2021

carmeditsmlbx

if you're ever bored, go check out carmeditmlbx for some of the best edits! their edits are so cool and creative! they're such an amazing and kind person, and a spectacular mutual!

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by thinkingaboutladynoir December 6, 2021