Are you calling my mum a liar?

The ultimate comeback to any request, insult, or question. Completely and utterably unanswerable.

Delia Smith: Now we just need to drain the parsnips, and Gordon could you spread the Italian Pesto over those pheasant breasts?

Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar?

Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean?

Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then.

by ObviouslyDizzle December 11, 2006

Callie

Callie-- a gorgeous girl with brown, long, wavy hair. A beautiful smile. She has a crazy personality and is almost always laughing. She has big brown, chocolate eyes with long eyelashes. She has dark skin tone, more olive or tan. She is athletic and doesn't mess with drama. She has a big ass, and can be very flirtacious. Most of her friends are guys and she doesn't fuck with girls depression and drama. She is stubborn and has a strong personality. She almost always hides her feelings and builds walls to act like she doesn't care. She can be very loving.

Callie is a crazy girl who makes me laugh a lot.

by happychick2015 September 7, 2016

calling in gay

Calling in sick to work for a gay reason.

>> Why aren't you getting dressed? Don't you have to leave for work in 20 minutes?
<< I'm thinking of calling in gay so I can catch a matinee of "Benjamin Button".

by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009

Callicanderous

(adj.) The state of being unprecedentedly beautiful and radiant.

(adj.) Emitting such beauty and radiance, one has to make up a word like this after looking up latin roots...

She asked me to find a word to describe her, so I told her she was positively callicanderous.

by Branewsk8guy April 8, 2009

CALLIMAMMAPYGIAN

A grandiose adjective used to describe when a woman possesses both the finest tits and ass known to mankind.

Callipygous (KAL-uh-PYE-gus), or its linguistic cousin, Callipygian (KAL-uh-PIJ-ee-in), describe a well-shaped, beautiful ass. Callicolpian (KAL-ih-KOHL-pee-in) is an adjective meaning, "beautiful tits." When you amalgamate the three, you come up with the unbeatable feminine combination of Callimammapygian.

There is nothing more fulfilling than a callimammapygian goddess gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated. Would ya concur?

by weave August 27, 2003

callipe

A person with a large bowl-shaped head

Did you see that callipe . . . I am never getting my hair cut like that

by lithobolia August 12, 2009

callic

An amazing band that mixes alternative rock with folk, hip-hop and anything else. Straight out of Vermont.

Callic is the wrong way to pronounce Cowlick.

by Tavis October 9, 2005