Fatty Cakes

One who eats bad food like candy, frozen pizzas, otter pops, pop tarts, and so on and doesn't eat any healthy food. Reflects that of a college diet. The person does not even need to be fat to be a fatty cakes, they can be skinny and eat a whole lot of crappy food.

Also refers to a Donut.

Yo hommie you are such a fricken fatty cakes put down the swedish fish and cheese cake. Fricken Fatty cakes.

That chick is skinny but she is one fatty cakes.

Hey officer how did your fatty cake taste.

by Bobby Bogelheimer April 13, 2008

My Boo Cakes

A Male Or Females Babe,Girlfriend,Boyfriend LOVER

yeah im going to the movies with my boo cakes

by the person that likes....23 February 7, 2010

Pickled Bum Cakes

When Something doesnt go right when your cooking. This may be when you fail and burn the food or when you hurt yourself with a Kitchen Item.

This may also be used as a alternative to messing up or saying bollocks.

Oh, Pickled Bum Cakes i broke the friggin computer.

by Choclate Fireguard October 15, 2011

Hash Cakes

Cakes (or Muffins) that contain Hash for extra flavour and a kick.
Main purpose of cooking Hash Cakes is to get high or stoned. They can be cooked by adding 'green' or 'weed' to normal cake or muffin mix.

Example:

"Some one make me some fucking Hash Cakes" said Mike

by SFMRadio January 4, 2007

Sweet cuppin cakes

A kah-razy cartoon starring a cross between a cow and a helicopter, Eh Steve, a Wheelchair, and Strong Bad with an old Casio keyboard for a head.

"Eh, Steve!"
"I'll get you, Eh Steve, if it's the last thing I do!!"

by H Hog May 6, 2003

Noobie Cakes

One that is new at a game, but for some strange reason, they like to eat cake while they play, despite getting owned by everybody

or....

your secret lover that is a noob, and u like to whisper the phrase "Noobie Cakes" in his ear, while ur run ur fingers through his hair

why the hell are u eating that fucking cake while u play this game, its only making u worse, u damn Noobie Cakes

or....

Mmmm Noobie Cakes come closer, you feel so good...

by TreyBomb May 4, 2006

Coffee Cakes

A male, usually in his 60's, living in Suburban Philadelphia, that exhibits bad acne scarring on his face, usually disfiguring.

Fred: You still going out with that Coffee Cakes Guy?
Kellie: Nah, I kicked Coffee Cakes to curb months ago.

Dude has acne so bad, there's no recovering from his Coffee Cakes complexion. I feel bad for the fucker.

by KellieV123 October 19, 2007