Cut a cable

Take a dump, crap, to shit. Originated with Electricians, whose job includes cutting electrical cables.
We can leave in a minute, but first I have to cut a cable.
by Gojai August 23, 2017
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Butt Cable

Fecal matter that has been forced outwards from one's sphincter. Often found in a cynlider shape, much like a cable.... or basically, to take a shit.
Hold on guys, I gotta go lay down some "Butt Cable".
by Hans Moleman January 27, 2004
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Cable Racist

One who will not watch regular TV because they have, and pay for cable TV.
I asked Mari if she saw the latest episode of "V" and she said "No, I don't pay for cable to watch regular damn free TV."
I told her she was a *Cable Racist".
by satxjq March 31, 2010
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suicide cable

A power cable that is cut, stripped, and crimped with alligator clips in a manor that will allow the user to clamp the clips on his or her body and plug the cable into a wall. This will result in an excruciating electrocution or even death.
Pierre was feeling a bit down so he offed himself with a suicide cable clamped to his balls and tongue.
by Ward Larson July 05, 2007
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monster cables

Monster cables are the single best cable on earth. They are not overpriced and make a huge difference on your TV. They are the cure for cancer and they also ended nick lachey and jessica simpsons relationship.
man, did you download those new monster cables yet?
by BRIANHANSEN May 24, 2006
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Cable Clerks

Popular Film series by cokshot films. Cable Clerks the begining, Cable Clerks, Cable Clerks 3. Mainly Follows David, Wayne, Evan, Fish, and Lbox and Mwad. myspace.com/cokshotfilms.
Cable Clerks is a film made by cokshot films. there is two seqeuls to cable clerks, and a prequel. all in all the four films are good. CCTB, and CC3 having the best quality.
by Randy Beasley September 07, 2007
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cable jointer

that cable jointer should have trained as a linesman
by lad1738 December 09, 2016
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