Calling the Bullpen

an act usually performed by girls when they are at a perfectly good party/bar but still need to repeatedly call or text to see if there is something/somewhere "better" they should be;related to calling the bullpen for a better pitcher in Major League Baseball. They even call friends that they know are home to make sure they know they are out at a party so they dont think less of them. They think that they look cool because they have options when actually they look stupid because they are the only ones that are not caught up in the amazing times in front of them.

Jess is forever talking mad loud when she is calling the bullpen. That girl is never allowed on sparks st. again.

Where'd Rachel go? I dunno Jess was calling the bullpen before, I guess the bouncers must not be checking id's so they are going downtown.

by James Street May 1, 2008

Calling in dead

Getting time off of work by using the imagined death or illness of a family member; usually one not liked such as a mother in law.

Essentially calling in dead is thjs: I can't make it in today, my mother-in-law (grandmother, grandfather, father-in-law, sister-in-law, etc...,) has just died. I'll need a few days.

by Pie'o'Pah January 18, 2010

Calling coal

When you have no understanding of the subject of conversation and feel you could not be involved. You would call coal.

Bob and Rob are talking incessantly about computers, after 30 minutes of understanding nothing Chris says " I don't get any of this, I'm calling coal"

by Big caboose June 29, 2014

calling card

a way of getting to someone through someone else.

an "in"
could be to do with an 'inside man'

"Tell the pin I want words, Brad is my calling card."

by AQM December 7, 2006

calling Jasper

euphemism for smoking marijuana, to be used in work context when you can't outright say it.

After we get off tonight, do you want to call Jasper? I'll meet you by the river.

by djk January 29, 2004

calling them out

1. The act of advising a person/persons (usually of a one way selfish nature) that their actions and/or lack of actions are perceived by the mainstream of society as being douchey. 2. Doing the lords work.....well sort of??!!!

Can you believe how obnoxious and selfish those douchebags are acting? I pray to god someone starts calling them out on it!

by calling them out April 27, 2020

Dry calling

It's like dry-humping but involving a phone. It's basically a dry run on a phone call. You're not doing it for real. It's when you want to call someone but chicken out and only dial the number but never press Send or never quite finish dialing (if on a non-mobile phone).

A: "did you call him yet?" B: "I'll call him tomorrow. So far I've only been dry calling."

by fuckyoubuddy October 18, 2011