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Log Cabin 

Where you have sex with a girl, and when she falls asleep, call some buddies over to help you shit on all for sides of the bed, so the next morning, she'll be trapped in a "log cabin" and can't get out of the bed.
"Dude! My girl's passed out, come over and help me build a log cabin for her."

Marshall: "The bitch just fell asleep after sex. Tha fuck."
Stuart: "She totally deserves to wake up in a log cabin."
Log Cabin by eaglefire007 July 26, 2011

log cabin 

When 5 or more people shit on someone's face. Much like a bukkake, but with more possible gender/role permutations. Less than 5 is a "Foot Bridge."
We gave the gimp a log cabin last night. I reckon Skeeter had Chipolte for lunch.

We were a couple short for a log cabin, but Washington could have crossed the Delaware on the foot bridge we gave Sally.
log cabin by Dgoes October 14, 2009

Log Cabin Republician 

A group of individuals, who happen to be gay, but still support the beliefs of the Republican Party, becuase in their eyes, it is more important to focus on larger issues that affect the whole nation, and save the minor details for a later time.
Log Cabin Republician: Hey, I'm gay, and a republician.

Ingorant A**hole: Ain't that a paradox

Log Cabin Republician: No, it's called not focusing on issues that only affect me, but instead looking for my fellow man by not voting for a douchbag.

Ingorant A**hole: I don't get it.

Log Cabin Jewpublican 

A gay Jewish person, irrespective of political leanings.
Yitschak loved both men and the low inheritance tax, as he was a Log Cabin Jewpublican

Log Cabin Republicans 

A confused, prideless group of homosexual men and women who, ironically, support homophobia by voting for homophobic republican candidates. Log cabin republicans claim to be changing attitudes toward homosexuals withing the republican party, but in reality, if they really want to help, they should simply change their red to blue.
Log cabin republican(LCR):Vote republican! Forget the fact that we really arn't doing anything to end homophobia or advance gay rights...those are low priority agendas.

underwater log cabin

A symetric pile of poop formed in the shape of a small cabin resting under water at the bottom of a toilet.
Dude! Come check out the underwater log cabin I just built!