Miley Cyrus

1The Chosen One. As in the one chosen to tarnish the entire country with her success.
2The Bomb. By the bomb, I mean her music is shipped to enemy forces overseas, then terrorists listen to it and kill themselves.
3Hannah Montana. Clearly the most awful program in entertainment. It's even banned from countries with people who have sensitive hearing. So fake that is makes the Final Fantasy series look nonfictional.
4 A no talent attention whore who doesn't have friends and only acts for money and attention. Also if you're over 15 and enjoy her music or shows-- wow! That's like 5 million of you! Hohohoh...

God: *holding baby Miley* Billy Ray. I bestow upon you little baby Miley Cyrus. I present to you a queen and future ruler of entertainment. The chosen one! *drops baby Miley on her head* ...Oopsie...

by Smart American Male January 18, 2009

cyrus

a name that was ruined by the now defunct Hannah Montana.

Hey, let me name my kid Cyrus so that it isn't a cool and unusual name that people cant pronounce.

by singul November 30, 2009

shut up, Cyrus!

a phrase used to respond when being spoken to by a retard

Ray-Ray the Retard: Wub? Wub?
Normal Person: Shut up, Cyrus!

by your mom September 7, 2003

Trace Cyrus

lead guitarist for the band Metro Station.
Miley Cyrus's (Hannah Montana) Half brother

OMG I got a pic with Trace Cyrus last night!!!
Who?
Duh Hannah Montana's real life brother!!!

by casie079106 February 13, 2008

cyrusploration

Getting to know people named Cyrus; hanging around with anyone named Cyrus, etc.

I was in the quad yesterday and I saw this cyrusploration group reading books - strangest thing ever.

by cy23 May 27, 2008

Cyrus Drip

A term used to describe an outfit which consists of a popped collar, half-tucked shirt, tucked-in blazer, and a tie which remains on the outside of such blazer.

Friend - "Mans copping the Cyrus Drip"
Cyrus - "Nah bro im Silver I"

by Higher Degree Polynomials April 13, 2022

Cyrus Effect

The Cyrus Effect is the result of the presence of a cyrus online causing you to lag/wifi go down whenever they appear online. It may seem like a coincidence until it happens every single time. Careful though, it will sometimes not mess with your wifi and mess with somebody else instead to throw you off its trail. Spread the word.

Kat: Yo I'm lagging so hard rn.
Yonathan: Bro it's the Cyrus Effect messing with u rn.
Cyrus: (obviously lying) IT'S NOT ME

by Yonbutreal on insta September 5, 2023