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Carlsbad Cool Kids

higher class white teenagers who live in the southern parts of Carlsbad (eg. Aviara, Poinsettia, La Costa).

Their lives are full of of fun activities, some of which include: consumption of illegal substances, big blow out weekend parties, excessive amounts of sex (and for the girls excessive amounts of statutory rape by their hottie-23-year-old college friend "Tyler", or any common white name), Pointless, mostly drunk, joyriding (Guys: in their 16th birthday present F-250 with large wheels and lifted frame) (Girls: in their ALWAYS latest model, Infiniti coup, BMW 325i, Acura TL, Nissan Altima, or any one of the cliché rich teen girl cars) through the safe streets of Carlsbad...making sure they dont wander off to the dangerous Oceanside! Where their moms always warned them never to go.

A Cool Kid party is one consisting of loud, top 40 music played by the hired DJ throughout the night. Drugs include marijuana, being the most popular, but not limited to: cocaine, pills, and even the occasional shrooms. Their taste in alcohol varies from domestic beers (budweiser, miller, coors, and of course, pabst blue ribbon), malt liquor that their favorite GaNgStA rappers drink (colt .45, King Cobra, Mikey’s, and, O.E), and finally, an array of cheap vodkas and other liquors, purchased by their college buddies, OR stolen in one of their fun-filled beer runs. These parties go on throughout the night, where one can spot occasional "discreet", off-to-the-side blowjobs being given in any corner of the house. Other activities practiced at these parties include: stripping, sex, disrupting the peace, vandalism, rat-jock clashes, and the oh-so-famous cop busts, after which the atendees proceed to the next party on their lists.

After the party, the overly-drunk guys and overly-drunk girls end up having sex with each other, waking up around noon in the same bed, couch, chair, floor corner, etc...They wake up to a sea of beer cans which cover the floor, with marijuana pilings scattered, thongs/bras on the lampshades, and the frequent condom/condom package near the bedstool or anywhere else where sex is possible.
Girls are always the first to wake up, with a massive headache, wondering about what could have happened last night. She gets up, steps on a beer can, and rubs the her head, then notices the drunk jock, half naked, with morning wood next to her. He wakes up, slaps her ass, followed by a cute giggle, and then instinctively, she goes down on him, performing a bit of oral sex.
The party host then texts everyone from last night on his new iPhone, telling them to go to Dennys, where they all gather around a grand-slam and discuss last nights happenings...or at least what they can remember...

By monday, they continue to discuss their weekend of fun, often to their classmates at Carlsbad High School, but they quickly get over it, for they are already planning the next "rager"!
Kid 1- Hey bro, im so stoked for tonght!

Kid 2- Why?

Kid 1- Some carlsbad cool kids are throwing a massive rager in Aviara, its gonna be sooooo legit.

Kid 2- No way! this slut from my english class was talking about it. I think im gonna go too.

Kid 1- Yeah dog, im gonna get soooo faded tonight!

Kid 2- Hell yeah!! I'll pick you and the homies up in my new truck and then we can go on a beer-run at vons!

Kid 1- Yeah!!! Im so stoked, you don't even know bro, text you later, i gotta go!
by carlsbad_is_boring May 25, 2009
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Jeri curl

not cornrow style hair. It was used by african americans, such as michael jackson, in the 80's and looked like small curls that were completely doused in hair gel
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Carlsbad, New Mexico

1. Carlsbad, New Mexico is the small town located in the south-eastern part of the state New Mexico. Known for its caverns and awful smell. Carlsbad also shares its border with the state of Texas, whereby its people adopt the politics of "oil freaks".

It's home to one of the highest percentages of oil and gas workers in the United States, leading to the population to be a high percentage of assholes. Along with leading the nation in rabies you will find a plethora of undesirable things while visiting.

Since the town is in the middle of the desert and already undesirable, Carlsbad is the perfect location to dump hazardous materials. This makes up most of its economy, other than oil, gas and potash.

2. A derogatory term for a small town or city.

3. Anywhere that smells bad, typically smelling of gas odorants.

4. The home of the "DFWT(Dumb Fuck in a White Truck)"
1. "We moved to Carlsbad, New Mexico, but soon couldn't handle the assholes and smell of a gas leak everywhere. Also, I think I lost a few I.Q points!"

2. "This city is a real Carlsbad, eh?"

3. "You got a gas leak or something? It smells like Carlsbad up in here."

4. "I got hit by a DFWT and totaled my Prius."
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Curling Pit

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the curly hair gang

The Curly Hair Gang is an internet famous group which consists of 5 extremely good looking curly haired boys (their Instagram usernames):

- Matteus Marlovits (@matteus.marlovits)
- Dante Albidone (@dante.albidone)
- Michael Sinasac (@michael.sinasac)
- Matteo Rossi (@matteorossi30_)
- Richard Byrne (@richardbyrne_)

This term was invented by one of their fans (@pytdante) and has been used by them since then.

HOWEVER, we cannot forget one of the key idol that makes Curly Hair Gang who they are even tho he isn’t part of it, Riley Beaulieu (@rileybeaulieu16)!!
Person 1: "The Curly Hair Gang are a bunch of fine ass mf!!"

Person 2: "Facts, my favourite is Micheal, he totally gets his eyebrows done!"

Person 1: "Nah! Riley forever in my heart!"
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....carlsberg don't do internet sites but if they did they'd probably be the best in the world.
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Curly

A good crazy, more like eccentric. Silly. A very desirable trait in women that shows they're not uptight! Fun. Typically linked to girls with curly hair. Meaning their thought patterns are different.
I love it she's so curly!
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