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CS:GO

-> Counter Strike: Global Offense
-> A game where you need incredible aim and economic sense in order to play at an average level
-> Line-ups with different utilities are a must-learn if you don't wanna get flamed by non-English speaking Russians speaking faster than an Uzi.
-> Is where dreams are realized and shattered due to how high the bar is to become a pro
-> A game where knives costs more than guns
-> Before, you needed to think about your econ, your team's, and your opponent's. But now, you can just buy a Negev for $1700, literally cheaper than a fucking M4($2900), plus the Kevlar and Helmet which costs $650. And you can just pre-fire in order to remove the first 15 bullet increased recoil for it to become a literal laser than cannot only damage your enemies, but everyone, including you, who's within hearing range because of how obnoxiously loud this thing is.
-> There are 5 utilities currently usable within the game. The molly, which is a staple for controlling choke points, the classic grenade, the smoke used defensively and offensively, and the flash grenade that literally burns the unlucky one's eyes. And the decoy grenade, sent from the very depths of hell.
->A game where players learn how to cuss in different languages.
-> Used to have a price tag, now it only requires your soul under the pretense that it's free.

->The only game where NA can shine internationally.
->A game where you wish you can strangle your teammates online.
“Hey, should I try CS:GO?"

“If you're a masochist, then yes, You definitely should.”
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CS Mafia

A popular web comic available on a Tumblr user's patreon consisting of 71 incubus and angel sluts in a mafia together.
CS Mafia's new update has so much blood on their body that I'm developing a blood kink!
by Ivy Poison July 5, 2022
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CS Mafia

"I just want them to crush me between their thighs."
"Who?"
"Iza from CS Mafia"
by Wishywashyhandsoap July 5, 2022
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CS 159

(Purdue University version)
CS 15900 or simply known as CS 159, formerly known in the past years as CS 156, or CS 158.

This computer programming course teaches the C Programming Language to first-year engineering students, first semester biomedical engineering students, or anyone who’s interested in CODOing into one of the engineering schools at Purdue University, in the most obsolete and backwards way.

The course is well known for administering exams that basically make the test taker a human compiler by forcing them to trace code that breaks half of the course standards along with true and false questions that tricks the test takers as well.
Student A: I got clapped by the CS 159 exam last night.

Student B: I also got clapped by the CS 159 exam.

Student A: Hopefully I pass this course!

Student B: Same!
by KenichiSama6661 July 20, 2022
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cs ne

cs ne is a sentence created by youtuber: Klarisa it´s from her meme video
it is also greeting
Person 1 : hey!
Person 2 : cs ne
by onilohehe December 7, 2022
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CS:GO Sunday

A weekly event held on Sunday nights in which all the boys gather around and gamble their steam wallets on the video game title CSGO. To date, there has never been a net positive CSGO Sunday.
Nah bro, I legit just dropped my college tuition on CS:GO Sunday. I'm definitely killing myself tomorrow.
by Bushub August 6, 2023
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CS-tard

A word associated with people, usually Indians who are obsessed over getting admission into IIT CS (Computer Science Branch), typically from the more prestigious IIT's like IIT Bombay, IIT Delhi etc. These people have often little to no interest in Computer Science or Software, but obsess over getting a degree and job in it only because of the status and money that comes with it and also because of Societal, Family and Peer Pressure and Standards. The Money is usually referred to as a "Package" i.e. an annual salary which is usually high if you graduate from these major institutions. Although CStards imagine them getting a good package, they never think more of the future, except a few exceptions who might think about "investing" in the future, which is a vague term in itself.

Can also be used for non-Indians who are generally over-obsessed with Computer Science, AI etc. Without having much knowledge of it.

Other names include Softwaretard, Comptard and AI-tard.
Person 1 : Did you hear Vihaan got a 25 lakh package in TCS?

Person 2: Yeah, I did, but it's no use anyways, he will still be drowning in debt from the cost of living in the major IT Hubs and car loans, home loans, family expenditure etc.

Person 3: He hasn't planned much more the future, does he seriously expect to stay in this job for the rest of his life? What a CS-tard!
by AlexKarston October 29, 2023
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