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angry crock-pot

Several men cum into a pot, a female squirts into the pot, then you put the mixture on a cake and eat it
How did your angry crock-pot turn out last night?
by Meresh1 July 17, 2017
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Kentucky Crock Pot

After an anal gang bang, when an anus is full of several loads of semen, the owner of said anus inserts a variety of ingredients such as vegetables, meat, etc. and then clenches the anus shut to trap all of the sperm loads and food. This causes the food and semen to "cook" inside of the rectum.
Dude #1 "All of this anal sex is making me hungry"

Dude #2 "Let's make a Kentucky Crock Pot!"

Dude "1 "Oh yeah! My favorite part is the savory brown dumplings!"
by missanthropee January 14, 2011
mugGet the Kentucky Crock Potmug.
J: What is wrong with him? His jizz is like a fountain!
X: And hitting the tree?
J: Yeah.
X: What a crock of stinking horse shit!
by shane dawson is awesome August 1, 2010
mugGet the crock of stinking horse shitmug.

cooking dope in the crock pot

rain dip drop top cooking dope in the crock pot
by Meyers my October 31, 2017
mugGet the cooking dope in the crock potmug.

Big Nigga Crock Pot Dick

A nigga with his dick inside a Crock pot
by Dat One Nibba February 5, 2019
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Crock-Block

The "crock-block" or "Crocket Curse" is a term used to describe horrific travel issues that fencing referees endure such as hours-long flight delays, flight cancellations, missed connections, or lost luggage.

It was lovingly named after referee Daniel Crocket who experiences more horrific travel issues than any other referee. Referees sharing flights with Crockett are often terrified that they will not make it to the tournament.
I was on my way to Summer Nationals and every flight I could take was canceled. I've been crock-blocked.
by Philosoraptor11 July 10, 2017
mugGet the Crock-Blockmug.

Crock pot

When you gape a womans ass and put multiple types of drugs in her ass and stir it with your cock.
Yo, that hoe let me crock pot her last night!
by StickyRickyDicky May 27, 2019
mugGet the Crock potmug.

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