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crapet

An anagram created from the word carpet refering mostly to tufted broadloom that is installed wall-to-wall. Contrived by the installation trade to describe the many inherent and various problems (eg shading, crush, wrinkling, delamination, etc.) associated with the final product due to mass production at the mill level of what basically turns out to be very expensive crap.
One installer to another; "It seems every roll of crapet I take out lately has some kind of issue."
by wayne bryce May 29, 2008
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Assassin's Creed III

An upcoming game to be released on Oct. 30, 2012. It is the third chapter in the Assassin's Creed series. ( Brotherhood and Revelations were continuations of Assassin's Creed II). The main character is Connor/Ratohnhaké:ton (pronounced Ra-doon-ha-gay-doon). It will take place during the American Revolution during the mid 1700's. The character will meet major historical figures such as George Washington, Benjamin Franklin and Charles Lee. The main weapon that Connor will use is a tomahawk with a blade in the shape of the Assassin's Symbol. The map, called 'The Frontier', is rumored to be 20% larger then previous games. Players can also hunt animals for money.
Guy 1: Dude, Assassin's Creed is the best game ever!
Guy 2: Wow you know that AC came out in 2007, and their already making the fifth game, called Assassin's Creed III. Its supposed to come out this fall.
Guy 1: Oh
by PAYTOCMJ August 9, 2012
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creedle

A paranoid delusional state of mind, generally associated with over indulging in the use of narcotic stimulants (typically meth-amphetamine and crack cocaine).

Characterized by a scattered, self delusional belief that irrelevant and total unrelated events or phenomena somehow have special personal significance. This separation from reality leads to unstable and irrational thinking, perpetuated by compulsive thoughts of being obsessively followed and watched. Odd behavior and an overwhelming social paranoia and anxiety follow.

These drug induced episodes of strange and erratic behavior often follow consecutive sleep deprived days of drug binging, self exclusion and hyper-sensitive debauchery.

Creedler's regularly loiter around public places and tend to "creep about" suspiciously. Usually easily noticed by there toothless mumbled jargon, and an unmistakable edgy, motley appearance.
"Vitch, your on a mad creedle sesh!! how many times can you tip-toe around the house in that kiddies batman suit, hiding the fact your cleaning your riffle?.. And what's up with the GPS tracker on the dishwasher? been cheating on you again?.."

T to H: "Dez loves too Creedle, on day 3 shes usually trimming the lawn with a blunt can opener, or hiding in her garage from the neighborhood dogs who are all narc's"

Dont Creedle out on me bro! ...

He was totally creedler of the month material
by RustyPick December 22, 2010
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craper

A crazy person. (Cra)zy (per)son.
Johnny kept acting like a craper; the watermellon rhine off Jimmy's ear was the final straw. Jimmy administered an ass beating.
by Kurt 8 Keiner January 29, 2009
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crepetonite

Badly prepared pancakes---the kind you don't even went to THINK of eating. Pronounced KRAYP-toh-night.
They hired a new French chef. This guy's cooking is so bad, he's always turning out crepetonite!
by pentozali January 14, 2008
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creedle

To stealthily sneak up or approach someone or something. Especially used in online gaming.
That guy just creedled up and punched Raves in the back.
by exile033 May 11, 2008
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Creed

The result of a bet between Scott Stapp and Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger, in which Kroeger wagered that Stapp could never create a sound that was an even bigger insult to music than his own shit band. Stapp won the bet by creating the exact same band as Nickelback, only with the added twist of throwing Jesus and Christianity into the mix.

Tragically, the shitfest was cut short when God, furious at having his name attached to such a mockery as Creed, smote Stapp, resulting in the ultimate breakup of the band.
Creed was the primary inspiration for Eric Cartman's Christian rock band, Faith + 1.
by hkkdsfued May 16, 2006
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