Crock Pot

A very creepy person.

Gosh that Andy is such a crock pot

by spoodermanisbae January 22, 2019

croc block

When a male is assumed to be a homosexual due to the presence of crocs on ones feet.

i asked her if she wanted to go have sex. she replied with a gang of laughter and the words ' croc block ' and asked me if i wanted to go shopping instead.

by Joel dontfuckwiththebuck October 28, 2010

Crock of shit

An acceptable term in describing the $700B Bailout Bill passed on October 3, 2008 by the American government to help support failing corporations that don't have any business existing.

The wooden arrow clause in that bailout is a crock of shit.

by amyc519 January 16, 2009

Chris Crocker

A gay cross dresser man who is famous for defending Britney Spears' bad VMA performance on a youtube video titled Leave Britney Alone!.

Chris Crocker: (talking like a black woman and crying) And how fucking dare anyone talk bad about Britney, after all she's been through... Leave Britney Spears alone right NOW. I mean it!... All you people want is MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!! -crying-... LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! -sobbing at this point-

by eleanorrigby March 13, 2008

cool mr croc

the act of having sex with 6 girls whilst playing your own drum n bass tune at an event of over 6,000 people in full view of everyone....expecially people named tristan.

oi tristan, take back the croc.

by rich March 10, 2005

Chris Crocker

An attention whore on youtube. (In his view), If you don't like him, you are obviuosly a homophobe; it couldn't have anything to do with the fact that he always bitches about stuff, said "who cares" about 9/11, and acts like a retard

Also the first heterophobe to exist. He wants gay rights and says he can't change who he is, but doesn't view being straight as an excuse for a boy to not date him. What a hypocrite.

Also, thinks that the world revolves around him because he is famous. What he doesn't realize is that most people watch his videos to make fun of him. (See video: Watch Chris Crocker Blink)

Then, he warns people that he will fuck them up if they talk to him like he is crazy. (Yeah right, he wouldn't do shit in a fight) and expects to be treated well.

Have you seen Chris Crocker? He is so annoying!

by 557 Vinto March 20, 2009

Croc

An exceptionally thick mustache on a woman.

- Hey look at the massive facial hair on that girl's upper lip!
- Yeah that's like the biggest croc I've ever seen.

by K.K. Slider August 6, 2011