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Blue Cougar

An Older Cougar, don't let the blue hair fool you, she can still bite. Not to mistaken for the regular cougar, there may be snow on the roof but a fire burns inside.
The blue cougar is taking her man candy to the country club. She want's to ride him hard and put him away wet.
by Ticklemepits March 23, 2009
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Mountain State Cougar

An alias you use when going to the infamous titty bar "Southern Xposure".
"Hey, man who are you?"

"I'm a Mountain State Cougar!"

"Hell, Fuck yeah!"
by Pablo Montoya December 12, 2006
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cougarita

A female of hispanic origin who is not married, above 35 years old, frequents clubs, gyms and other social hangouts to pick up younger men, usually for her sexual satisfaction.
That cougarita I met last night moved her body in ways I had never imagined existed.
by Dr.Kam June 22, 2008
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cougarized

to become affected, spellbound, overly impressed by an older woman based on her appearance, credit and possible experience.
The boy at the bike shop was instantly giddy and cougarized when the 40 something MILF bought herself a new mountain bike without hesitation.
by SoCalAndy January 9, 2012
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cougar monkey

somthing funny to say to a guy that is smoking pot
-smokes- friend says "hello Cougar Monkey "
everybody "hahahahaha"
by steven Darity February 1, 2008
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Cougar Crush

The heart fluttering sensation experienced by women of a certain age upon seeing a man of much younger years, usually sporting six-pack abs, boyish innocence, and a clear willingness to learn. Side effects include: unclean thoughts, raised hemlines, and a deep desire to take on the role of tutor.
When Madge showed up at the gym in a new track suit sporting the word "juicy" across her derriere and offering the new young thing behind the counter two white frosted cupcakes, the cougar crush was obvious.
by Honor Student by Accident October 15, 2009
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Cougar Scout/Guide

A Cougar Scout often differs from a Cougar Hunter(CH), but can be one in the same. A CS or Cougar Guide (CG) looks for
Cougar Dens (Hangouts, frequented places by cougars and affiliates). They also spot cougars before anyone in their hunting party, giving them the unique title of CS. A CS/CG doesn't always hunt to capture cougars for themselves, he assists the CH's in their challenge with his advice and his
advanced Cougdar technology. In addition to scouting a CS/CG can also hunt and go in for a kill, if the Cougar is of outstanding quality, but he prefers the chase rather than the capture.
Thank Gawd the Blanket an experienced Cougar Scout/Guide spotted the cougar out for me. I was able to prove my hunting skills right before she made her attack.
by Big Poon March 29, 2008
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