Coronavirus weekend

A coronavirus weekend day is just like every other day of the week except you don't have to pretend to be working for part of each day.

"Have a great coronavirus weekend! You're still staying home but at least you don't have to pretend to be working for part of the day, you can binge watch Westworld with a clear conscience!"

Coronavirus weekend by MJBarton May 4, 2020

coronavirus taskforce 

a entourage of nitwits who lack the intellectual ability to manage a health crisis

little johnny: Mommy is school gunna be out all year?

mom: yes honey because the coronavirus taskforce shit the bed

coronavirus taskforce by nandall May 4, 2020

Coronavirus job snatching 

When the government tries to shut down any business that resists the government, and tries to force anybody who works there out of a job.

The governments are already coronavirus job snatching in some states as they begin to reopen. That won't help with the high unemployment rate.

Coronavirus job snatching by Solid Mantis May 12, 2020

Coronavirus Office 

Donald Trump suggested viruses be named after the place where they originated which is why The Oval Office is now known as The Coronavirus Office.

The president will speak to reporters live from The Coronavirus Office

Coronavirus Office by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

coronapirus 

A pie with the Coronavirus on it.

Jordan: I want a pie right now.
Pie shop owner: We only have coronapirus here.
Jordan: Is it a pie?
Pie shop owner: Yeah bu-
Jordan: I'll take it.

10 minutes after eating coronapirus...
Jordan lays in his hospital bed, coughing like crazy.

coronapirus by vashill April 5, 2020

Coronaviris 

A viris that will someday turn us all into tp hoarders.

Person: Oh, there is Coronaviris, I better go buy all the damn toilet paper.

Coronaviris by smertyponts April 9, 2020

Coronavirus 

A cough cough that can also be known to some (Donald trump) as the Chinese virus, because a certain Chinese person ate a bat and got the virus, it’s also bad enough to have killed over 100,000 people so far and stopping everyone from doing things they want to do

Guy #1: coughs*

Guy#2: have you got corona?

Guy#1: no but I have Budweiser

Guy#2: no not the beer, the virus, coronavirus

Guy#1: yes

Guy#1 and 2: dies*

Coronavirus by JamHam04 April 26, 2020