Capulation

A play on the word copulation refers to the act of cap (Lying) about sexual activity.

That was serious capulation, no way is he hittin' that

by NigChungus June 9, 2022

Capulation

An indication of something that seems to be
“Cap”

Billy: Yo! I just hooked up with cheerleader Ashley!
Cleatus: Nahh that’s capulation

by Sh0cK LINE December 28, 2022

clopulation

To "ride" your huge four-legged equine buddy while you're out for a rhythmically-clacketing "ride".

Having sex wif a horse while he's cantering along can be a bit of a challenge of physics and engineering. One way to attain successful clopulation might be to attach da saddle backwards and underneath his belly instead of on his back, so dat you're positioned underneath your huge "stud-muffin" and facing in reverse towards his hind legs; strap da stirrups across his back wif a belt to provide support for your feet, so dat you won't succumb to da pull of gravity during said delightful operation.

by QuacksO February 9, 2023

cropulation

Refers to where you get so incredibly horny dat you sneak into a farmer's field and hump all of da watermelons or pumpkins.

Besides describing da act of drenching a produce-farmer's ripening ground-fruits in jizz, da term "cropulation" can also work well for referring to your partaking of a delightful "roll in da hay" wif da farmer's daughter (who most likely had gotten super-wet between her OWN legs after catching you making out wif da eggplants, and had therefore invited you to instead "partake of da real thing" wif her), since you'd be utilizing some of da also-harvested-from-a-field aromatic feed-bales both as padding on da barn-loft's floor and as concealment of your sordid-but-sumptuous bouncy-bouncy wif said straw-hat-and-overalls-clad damsel.

by QuacksO February 9, 2023

Premature Chopulation

When you chop someone while playing Tesla Chop but it in fact was not a Tesla. The chopped party receives two chop backs to be used immediately.

That wasn't a Tesla, it was a Honda, so that was a premature chopulation.

by Incomplete Biped November 26, 2021

Quantum Copulating

Having multiple sexual escapades in different locations in the multiverse simultaneously

According to pops, I have a half-sister in the Graxovort dimension who was conceived after quantum copulating with an extradimensional being. I bet she's hot.

by Devbrook December 8, 2023

compucation

A period of time ranging from a long weekend to a couple of weeks in which maximum productivity and relaxation occur due to the absence of a computer.

My house is in shambles and the kids are being neglected . . . I am due for a compucation.

by azislander October 18, 2009