A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.
You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
by Sacredfart May 12, 2023
Get the Cope health scholars mug.When someone tells themselves or believes in something thats a delusion to make them feel better about themselves or their situation in life.
Example:
John: Dude im an 8/10, a girl I like said i was.
Jimmy: Are you dating this girl?
John: No she friendzoned me. She said I wasn't her type.
Jimmy: John your obviously not an 8/10, if you were she wouldn't have friendzoned you. Saying "you're not my type" is a virtue signal, meaning she doesn't find you attractive. Stop Coping, exept reality, and reject delusion.
John: Dude im an 8/10, a girl I like said i was.
Jimmy: Are you dating this girl?
John: No she friendzoned me. She said I wasn't her type.
Jimmy: John your obviously not an 8/10, if you were she wouldn't have friendzoned you. Saying "you're not my type" is a virtue signal, meaning she doesn't find you attractive. Stop Coping, exept reality, and reject delusion.
by acceptreality June 4, 2023
Get the Coping mug."Cope" deriving from the word Copium, is the best way to answer after any streamer gives a promes ever.
The word can also be used to make it a satirical statement more obvious and humiliate the person you are talking to, because their intelligence levels cease to be compared to yours.
Be sure to use this word to seems smart to others and everyone will think you're cool and you'll be totally social.
The word can also be used to make it a satirical statement more obvious and humiliate the person you are talking to, because their intelligence levels cease to be compared to yours.
Be sure to use this word to seems smart to others and everyone will think you're cool and you'll be totally social.
by PSJahn September 15, 2022
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by Ferret Slayer July 12, 2021
Get the Coping Ferret mug.When someone is to cope by saying another person is coping as a defence to further plunge themself into Denial
Rydan said that The Tall Handsome Male was coping when he was in fact in the wrong there for coping about the Tall Handsome Male Coping. this being Meta-cope
by keailo January 22, 2024
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by makingweemad October 24, 2023
Get the Cope mug.Literally the opposite of what some people mean when they use this word, to cope is to deal effectively, without exerting undue effort, with a situation that would likely be a challenge for less skillful individuals.
Jack: He seems ok on the surface, but underneath he's full of cope.
Jill: That word doesn't mean what you seem to think it means. For one thing, it's a verb.
Jack: Cope! Seethe! Mald!
Jill: Nah, dude, don't flatter yourself. I really don't care. But you could do yourself a favor by learning to cope—with the English language.
Jill: That word doesn't mean what you seem to think it means. For one thing, it's a verb.
Jack: Cope! Seethe! Mald!
Jill: Nah, dude, don't flatter yourself. I really don't care. But you could do yourself a favor by learning to cope—with the English language.
by Doubleghost December 5, 2025
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