Communist Capitalism

Also called Marxist Capitalism. A form of capitalism where you are paid in social benefits instead of money and/or your social benefits are determined by how much work you do. This economic type was the main economic type in the Soviet Union. While this economic type is often referred to as communism, it is much closer to capitalism.
The Soviet Union never achieved communism. They achieved communist capitalism.
by Shugunou April 01, 2023
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communist shuffle

two Russians beating each other off while watching a bear ejaculate
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The Communist I

when someone takes credit for someone else's work or pretends they did everything in a group project

antonym - "the royal we"
related terms - "the plebeian you"
Shitty team-member, "Yea, I reached out to the partner lines of business and accomplished the task all by myself."

Bob, "Ah, yes, the Communist I."
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Communist Virus

Another way of referring to the Coronavirus with the belief that it is all an attempt to spread communism
"The Communist Virus has made its way from the wet markets of Wuhan, China all the way to California and this has caused our governor to put us in a state of lockdown"
by Pride In The Glide January 16, 2021
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Closet Communist

1.) A very derisive term for a Democrat that would otherwise be described as a "Bleeding Heart Liberal."

2.) Someone who is entirely too left-wing for their own good.
'Joe is so in love with Barack Obama's policies that he may as well be a Closet Communist..."
by msbae June 28, 2012
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Communist Roll'd

When you are linked to a video of a russian singer known as Eduard Khil, made famous by youtube comedian raywilliamjohnson.
Thewalrus37: Dude, check out this hilarious video! (sends link)

Martinzebra123: Ah you communist roll'd me!!
by TheWalrus37 March 15, 2010
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