Crystalann

Crystalann is a girl that speaks her mind the kind of girl you will never forget she is fun and loving when you get to know her she has beautiful long black sometimes brown hair and the most exquisite brown eyes that are oh so beautiful she is the kind of person you wanna marry and have kids with one of the best kisser ever best sex you've ever had she will accept you for who you are and make you feel wanted until you say something rude or piss her off then you will have hell to pay

Friend: Why are you so happy

Guy: I married Crystalann

by Chancegahabe November 11, 2013

Alaska's crystal meth capital

Wasilla, a small community north of Anchorage, formerly mayored by 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin.

"I can't believe they charged me for my rape kit after that meth head held me at knifepoint. It's no wonder Wasilla is Alaska's crystal meth capital."

by saneremu October 30, 2008

Crystal Palace

Simply the best football team to support, past greats include Ian Wright, Geoff Thomas, Andy Johnson, Geoff Thomas, Kenny Sansom, Don Rogers and Peter Simpson.

Look at Crystal Palace knocking another goal past Brighton.

by cpfc_eagles July 24, 2008

crystalline

/ˈkrɪst(ə)lʌɪn/

adjective

1.Of, like, or clear as crystal.
2.{Chemistry & Mineral} Having the structure and form of a crystal. (crystallinity)

Definition 1."He writes a crystalline prose." or "The glass is very crystalline."

Definition 2."A crystalline rock."

by S@ddy January 12, 2018

poop crystals

the invisible shit that clings to everything in the bathroom after dumping

i had to put my tooth brush in a bag so the poop crystals wouldn't get stuck on it.

by ghost on ya August 13, 2009

crystal meth

A type of methanphetamine that usually comes in small plastic bags with decorations on them called 'papers'. It looks like tiny crystals and can be snorted or eaten, but is usually smoked out of a glass pipe called a rose pipe (sold at some convinient stores and comes with a rose in them) or a lightbulb with the black part where you screw the bulb in removed, and a straw in it to catch the smoke, or sometimes smoked off of tin foil with a straw to catch the smoke and a lighter underneath. Usually doesn't effect the user the first time they use, but makes them feel very happy and speeds up their thoughts, but usually not their bodies as does crank.

"Is there any more crystal in the rose?"
"Hell no, lets call Billy and see if he can reload soon cause I'm a start fienin in a sec."

by Cali February 12, 2004

healing crystal bitch

A healing crystal bitch is that annoying female that we all know who wants to be a hippie and takes it to a different level of extreme. Typically they will claim to be from some other dimension, consider themselves "spiritual", talk about their "3rd eye", throw around tarot cards without warning, and you guessed it, carry around healing crystals. They consider consuming marijuana and psychedelics some kind of spiritual journey and believe that their hallucinations are sacred. A healing crystal bitch will also turn into Jeffery Dahmer if her cat dislikes you.

Friend 1: Dude look at this girl on my tinder stack. Should I swipe right?

Friend 2: Hell no dude! Look at her profile, she seems like one of those healing crystal bitches.

Friend 1: Damn you right homie.

by Michael|leahciM October 6, 2021