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clyde

A person who is intellectually and culturally dim. A person who lacks proper etiquette.
Smitty is such a clyde, look at him brake his ankle.
by LC Kool September 20, 2006
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Clyde

Subtle derogatory term for people with red, orange or ginger hair with reference to Clint Eastwood's pet Orangutan in the 1978 film 'Every Which Way But Loose'.

Known for their misinformed sense of self importance, in spite of their hair colour, a Clyde may believe that they are attractive. They should only be insulted when they are heavily out numbered and the exits are clearly marked and within easy reach.

If an approach cannot be avoided it should be done with caution and direct eye contact should be avoided.

It is rumored that procreation with gingers was put forward for inclusion in the Geneva Convention as a 'crime against humanity' in 1949 but despite a majority vote in favor of this progressive law people felt it was ahead of it's time.
"I though I'd go last night because she said she was bringing some hot friends but I almost had a stroke when Clyde walked in..."

"You remind me of someone famous, have you worked with Clint Eastwood?" (This insult will fly under all but the most educated radars...)

Although always prone to aggression they are borderline unapproachable during PMS or a full moon.
by Jim Bob II November 24, 2009
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Clynton

The one that everyone knows can't manage to keep it in and it eventually falls / flops out.
*In bed*
*Inserts penis*
*Falls out*
*Awkward disappointment fills the room*
The life of a Clynton
by Mahora students association August 20, 2011
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clyder

A clyder is a term used by males to discribe an overweight female, or fat chick, clyders often gather together in groups called clydes. A clyder often has a rather nice slim attractive female friend who is known as the fondel
Spencer: Shit man this party is filled with clyders.
Luke: watch out that group of clyders dont even have a fondel.
by lukeellery April 29, 2006
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Clyde

Your feeling lit , boujee , confident and you give no fucks in the world .you also feel free and like no one can stop you . you look classy,hot and Tumblr
"Omg that pic is so Clyde "
"I'm feeling Clyde "
"That girl is so Clyde its literally goals"
by Litgirl July 11, 2017
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clyde

Clyde. Short for kaleidoscopic, meaning out of this word, above everything else, on another level. Similar to radical, far out, rad, or legit. May be spelled klied or klyde.
"You're so clyde."

"Have you tried this &*%@ man its so clyde."

*something legit happens* "Clyyyddddeeee..."
by ilovekiwi August 19, 2011
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clydesdale scale

a unit of measurement used to determine how ugly a girl is.
Person 1: "What was she on the Clydesdale Scale?"

Person 2: "What the F' is the Clydesdale Scale?"

Person 1: "That's when you see how many Clydesdales it takes to rip her face off!"
by huckinator June 19, 2004
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